The Wanking Dead: Return of the Slayer

That's because I always take the credit for everything! Wags. CINEMAS A film by a film by It's just about ready. It's close to be ready. Yeah, try it. Yeah, look. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Make sure your cock's still really hard. Yeah. Remember, you're the chosen one. You're the savior. Just give me that cum one more time. You're gonna watch her cum? It's gonna keep you really hard. It's so wet. Oh my god. You're gonna cum. I'm gonna cum. Oh yes. Oh fuck. Come with me. Oh fuck. Oh my god. Fuck. Come all the way. Make that pussy come. Oh my god. Oh yes. Release all your juices. Oh my god. Oh fuck. Mm hmm. Oh fuck. Oh fuck yes. Oh my god. Oh fuck. Oh my god. Look at that. Look at that come. Oh no. The ocean is coming for you. Here. Sit back down. There you have the cure. Don't worry though, I'll be your protector. Just look for this symbol. A fair and a land for living. You're gonna save the world. You're gonna save humanity. Don't fuck it up. You have the magic semen. In my human form, this is what I'll be. Now I'll send you back to the land of the living. I'll send you back to the land of the living. Good luck. You bit! You. You bit? Are you infected? Get up! Come on! Come with me! Come on! Get back! Who are you? What are you doing here? Wait a minute. I know who you are. Agent Reign. Come in. Can you hear me? Come on. I need to get you out of here. We need to get you to the extraction chamber. Stat. Let's go. Get back. Come on. The code's clear. We need to get out of here quick. Where the fuck have you been? I was looking for him. Who's he? He's the Chosen One. Who the fuck are you? He's the one that we've been looking for. The Chosen... Are you fucking kidding me? I swear. This is the Chosen One? Oh, fuck. Alright, um... Hang on, I need to get in touch. Agent Chechik, Agent Rain. Over. This is Agent Ray to Agent Chechik, Agent Rain. Fuck! Come on, we gotta get out of here. They're not getting a hold of them. They keep closing in on us. We gotta get out of here. Come on, we'll go in here in the abandoned place. No, no, no, no, no. Let's go, come on. Get in the car, get in the car. Alright, um... Alright, you need to get a hold of Chechik and Rain. Agent Chechik, Agent Rain, come in. Start the vehicle. Agent Chechik, Agent Rain. Wait, before they zone in too much. There's already two in the back. Come on. Where the fuck's Matt? Fuck off. What's the problem? We have no power. The battery's dead. Fuck! We... Okay. Fuck. We're getting closed in on. Alright, fuck, um... We're stuck in here. We got the ATVs in the back. The ATVs? Yeah. Alright, come on. Let's... come on. Come on, man. If you wanna live, let's go. Come on, come on. Oh, I... dude. Dude, um... We need to get the wires down. There's no power. There's no power, man. Maybe we could do it manually. Don't take too much time, man. There's too many of them coming. Fuck! Come on, we need to get him to safety. Fuck. This building. Yeah, come on. Let's go. Come on, come on. Keep him out of the building. In here. I think we're good. Shut the door. Shut the door. Oh shit. He's activated. Uh, fuck. What do we do? Agent Chechik. Agent Chechik, come in. Well, wait. The one... The Chosen One. He's activated. What should we do? We gotta keep him going. We have to extract the cure now. Now? Yes, we have to do it now. There's no time. Oh my god. We have to get the cure out of him. What about Jessica and the others? There's no time. We can't wait on him. We have to get the cure out of him. I'm so happy that we found you. You're going to be a savior to me and humanity. This isn't working. I need to do something more. You have all the humanity. You have everything. Okay? You have everything. I don't know if one's gonna be enough. I think some of you need to try harder. I know we're burning. He needs more than that. He needs a kiss. She's a cheesy kitty! Awww! You little pussy! You look so cute! Oh my gosh, you look so cute! Oh my gosh! Give us the cure! Please give us the cure! I just can't! I'm so so sorry. I'm so sorry. I can't. Buzz! Check if the coast is clear. Oh, you little... Buzz off, you little... Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, I can feel you coming. Fuck. Oh, my God. Let me taste you. Oh, my God. Such a stud. I can't believe that we found that girl. I can't believe you found a new girl. You want to keep him activated still? Oh, Bong. Oh, no, no, no, no. Oh, it's breaking my hands. It's breaking my hands. It's not going to get any bigger. They have to make it. Oh, God, it's breaking my hands. I can't get myself to get up. Oh, God. Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God, oh, God. Oh, God. Shit. Oh, my God. I hear something. They're probably taking in on us. Oh, shit. Hurry. Hurry. We need to keep activating it. It was the cure! They're coming! I hear them now! Oh, no! We're all gonna die here! Oh, no! Stay here. Stay here. Be careful! We have to activate it. We need the cure! You understand? We need the cure! Be careful! I can hold him off for now, but we can't stay here much longer. Why is she getting all weak? Oh, no! No, no, no! Hang in there! Come on! Stay with us! Stay with us! Come on! No, no, no! Hang in there! Come on! We gotta lay him down somewhere. Come on! We gotta get him down somewhere. Let's go! Let's go! Okay. We need to make sure he's still activated. Hang in there. Don't worry, we're not gonna let you go before we get the cure. I've got you. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Who are you? He's the Chosen One. What?! He's the Chosen One. He's a survivor, too. What the? Yes, yes! Don't worry, we're humans. What are you doing here? We're so glad that you're here. We need help. What? We need help. He has the cure. What? We have to extract it from him, and I feel like you're the only one that knows how. How? How do I do it? I don't know. You're a nurse. I would want people to... Are you getting it out of here? Yeah, we've been trying to keep him activated, and I mean... Activated? You mean erect? Okay, so what do we do? We just... Just... Like that? Okay. We need to make sure he stays like this, and we need to get the cure out of him before it's too late. He's gonna, like, save the world? He was already wobbling on us earlier. That's why we had to get him in here and lay him down. What? Okay. His cum is the cure. It's just in there? All right. Sure. I know, it's crazy. Just keep it hard. I mean, I don't know. I don't know. I mean, I just, I figured you guys were like zombies or something, but you're like real people? No, no, we've been fighting them off all day. We're just so glad that you're here. I, okay, well, I mean, I'm like, I'm a nurse, so I guess I should help you guys, but this is weird. We just need to keep him activated. That's the main goal right now. We just need to keep him activated, and then get the cure out of him before it's too late. We have others on the way. Okay. So just like that? Okay, this is so weird. You guys, I mean, are you sure that his semen just like this? Yeah. Listen, the fate of humanity is at stake right now. We need your help. Okay, okay, all right. Whatever you say. He's like the first humans I've seen in forever, so I guess I should just trust you or something? Hang in there. Don't give up on us. You got it. Oh, God. I'm sorry. Here, we need to get him to calm down. Okay. Oh, my. Oh, my God. Oh, my. Yeah. Oh, my. Is it all over or something? Oh, my. Yes, definitely. We have to do everything that we can. Before you came in here, was there, like, people outside? Oh, my God. The zombies. Oh, okay. Oh, yeah. Oh, wow. Oh, yeah. Oh, God. You need more than this. You need more than this. Oh, yeah. Oh, wow. Oh, yeah. Oh, God. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, my God. Yeah. Oh, God. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yes. A-h-h. Oh, God. Oh-oh. God. Yes. Oh. Oh, God. Oh, God. This isn't working. He needs more. He needs more. Okay. Oh, God. Oh, yes. It's working. It's working. He needs all. Oh, God. Yeah. He's all the stimulation. We need to get that cure out of him and make sure he's active. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, it's good. She's going into deep sleep. Oh yes Oh fuck Yes, baby. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Yes, yes. Mm-mm. Euh. Oh, yes. Yeah. Oops. Oh, my God. I think you can't hear me. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, my God, yes. Yes, yes. Oh, my God, yes, yes, yes, yes. Okay. Oh, my God. Let me see. Yes, so nice. You're so nice. All those pussies and mouths are gonna get the cure out of you. Don't worry. Oh, yes. Yes, yes, yes. Oh, yes. Oh, my goodness. Oh, my God. Yeah. Oh, my God. Riding him seems to be working. I don't know what you're doing. Yeah. I did. Fuck. You should. There she is. Oh, my God. Oh yeah. Oh yes. Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Yes, yes, yes. Oh, oh, oh. That pretty pussy. Oh, oh, oh. Yes, yes, yes. Oh, oh, oh. Oh, fuck. Come on, please. Oh, oh, oh. Oh, I have to just stop. I'm gonna die. I'm gonna go. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. Oh, oh, oh. Oh, yes. Oh, oh, oh. That looks so good. Mm-hmm. That looks so good. Oh, oh. He's trying to get from him. Oh, my God. Oh, oh. Oh, yes. Oh, oh. Oh, yes. Oh, oh. Oh, sex. Oh, yes. Oh, oh. Oh, yes. Oh, no. Oh, yes. Oh my goodness. Take care. I'm such a big girl. So big, so big. Yes, Oh yes, Oh yes Oh my god, strength is a cure Oh, fuck yeah Fuck yeah Oh yes Yes, yes Yes, yes, yes It's a pretty pussy Look at it Oh yes, I'm me I'm me, yes, yes, yes Yeah, yeah, yeah Yes, pretty pussy on my face Yeah, yeah, yeah Oh my god, that's so good Such a good pussy Fuck yeah Fuck yes Oh lord Shit Oh my god Oh fuck Oh baby You guys I'm a nurse We have to be able to extract it from him We have to get it done before it's to late Holy Oh fuck She can do it, she can get it out of you She'll get it, she'll get it out of you Oh god She will Please sign to me Please, please It's just sitting on my little palm Oh god Oh my god, please I'm begging you, please sign to me Please Oh god Please Sign to me Please, please It's just sitting on my little palm Oh god I'm begging you, please sign to me Oh my god Slide up and down on that bench You're gonna see it We're gonna get it Oh my god This one's gonna get it Sign to me You're so brave, get it out Oh my god Oh god Come on up, it's okay Oh my Baby Uh huh I'm so glad you're having a big day We're gonna get it out of you We're gonna get the cure out of you I promise God Oh my God I need you under my pussy I need a way to capture it I need a way Oh God I need you under my pussy Oh God Oh my God Yes, give us that fucking cure I need you so bad Please, please, you're the Trojan when you have to do it You get a tour Those are your scarfs! Oh my god, it feels hard covering Every drip is a nice pink Oh damn Yeah, I get it Can you feel it? Can you feel it inside of me? Oh my god, I knew you'd find me Oh my god Get down We need something to get you up Get down Every drip There we go We did it We got it We're gonna save you Oh my god I think we got it all We got it all That's it This is it This is what we needed Thank you so much Look at the baby Thank god Thank you so much We did it So what do we do now? What do you want me to do with it? We didn't get to this part in the meeting Okay, well should we save it? We should save it till the others get here What if they don't come? We have vials in the freezer We have to save it regardless We have vials in the freezer in the basement So I'll take him and this and we'll go downstairs where we're safe And you guys stay up here Do you guys have reinforcements or anything? Are you expecting anyone? Agent Chadwick's coming She should be on her way Go go go Okay come on We're gonna hold them off We need to get them down to the fridge Make sure the cure is safe Come on Hey wake up wake up oh my god it's you