The Six Million Dollar Dong

A Hally resort Oh, you're awake. Subject has awakened at 1246. Visual responses are normal. Hi. How are you feeling? Understandable. What can you remember? Yes, a hang gliding accident. It was a very bad accident. Oh, it's alright, it's alright. You're still here. Are you sure you don't remember anything? Well, I'm really sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but right as you hit the tree line, when you were going over the forest, a tree ripped off your dick. But don't worry, don't worry. We rushed you here immediately. Uncle Sam spared no expense. There is one thing, though. Yes, uh, we couldn't exactly reattach it. I think it was a bald eagle that picked it up and carried it away. But it's alright. Us here at the lab, we have built you into a stronger, faster man. Alright. Wow. You know, this is a very important investment for us. This is a six million dollar piece of machinery right here, mister. But like I said, Uncle Sam... Alright. But that's where I come in. We need to run some trials and make sure this thing is running smoothly. Okay. Alright. Alright. Alrighty. My hands are just a little cold. Alrighty. Everything feel alright? Wonderful. The installation feels wonderful. There's a hefty one in there too. Alrighty. Now for phase two. You didn't know scientists like me could also be sexy? Well, are you ready for the big reveal? You know, I've been thinking about this all day. For science, of course. I'm excited to see the work that I've done. Oh, am I good or am I good? Wow. We really achieved miracles over at the lab. We made you 20% thicker. I guess now you can say you're a hung glider. Oh my god, the boys at the lab would have a ball right now. They totally thought I wouldn't say that. Well, back to business. We did install some hydraulics and from the feel of it, it's working great. Oh, got to be careful with this thing. Can set off a whole nuclear strike, connect to satellites. Wow. But today, we're going to test the other capabilities. Alrighty. Good scientist needs a good look. Alrighty. Sorry, I'm just trying to see the... Wonderful. Alrighty. Check off this box. Alrighty. Okay. I think we're at my favorite part of this test. We're going to test the durability to make sure this doesn't happen again. Alrighty. How's that grip strength? Feel great? Wonderful. Alright, we're going to proceed with up and down. Let me know if you feel any pressure. How's that? Good, good. We're on the right track. My hands are only so good at conducting this test. Do you mind if I get an accurate reading? Okay. Stay right there, okay? Alrighty. Alright, we're going to do the other side. Okay. Mmm. Mmm. Oh, it's perfect. Let me write this down. Subject has achieved maximum hardness. Alrighty. Subject has responded great to durability test. All sensitivity seems to be positive. Alrighty. Let's get back to this test. Mmm. Ah, this is my favorite technique. Mmm. How's the sensation? Good. Mmm. Ah. How's this? That two times? Ooh. Threshold discovered. Alrighty. Mmm. Oh my gosh, all this science-y stuff. It's so hard when the work is so good to just focus. Mmm. Oh, it's such a wonderful specimen. Mmm. Ah. Mmm. Ah. Oh, yes, let's look at the installation here. Mmm. Ah. Mmm. Ah. Mmm. Ah. Mmm. Ah, let me take down some notes. Oof. Dick is feeling wonderful. And ten out of ten. Ah, don't worry. Those are my private notes. Mmm. Ah, taste is amazing too. Ah. Mmm. Ah. Mmm. Ah. Oh yes. Ah. Mmm. Mmm. Ah. Mmm. Ah. You're a wonderful patient. Mmm. Ah. Mmm. Ah. Ah. How's the sensitivity there? Ah. What about the other side? Ah. Mmm. Wonderful to hear. Ah. Mmm. Oh yes. Texture and firmness are just on point. Ah. Oh yes. Ah. This is going to be studied for years. Ah. Mmm. Ah. Mmm. Ah. Oh yes. Mmm. Ah. Mmm. Oh yes. Wonderful first test. Alrighty. Woo. Ah. Oh my gosh. Ah. Let me get my notes. Alrighty. Wonderful job. Checks all around. Alrighty. Woo. I think you're ready for the next phase. Why don't we get you a little more comfortable? How's that sound? Hmm. Alright. Wonderful notes all around so far. You're definitely ready for phase three. Mmm. Ah. Phase three. Oh my gosh. Phase three is the most important. Ah. Mmm. Ah. Mmm. Ah. In the name of science, right? Mmm. Ah. Ah, yes. Mmm. Ah. Great blood flow. Mmm. Ah. Mmm. Ah. Mmm. Ah. Mmm. You know, you're really lucky to come to my lab. Mmm. Ah. Mmm. Ah. Mmm. Ah. No one will be here for a while, so... Mmm. I think the team won't mind if I... Mmm. I better be really careful. There's six million dollars on the line. Mmm. Ha. Mmm. See how horny science makes me? Oh! Mmm. Oh. Mmm. Oh, yes. Ah. Alrighty. At any point, let me know if there's any tightness or any feelings of eruption. Mmm. Ah. Oh. Ah. Wonderful. Mmm. Oh, yes. Ah, this is worth every penny. Oh, my. Mmm. Ah. Mmm. Oh, yes. Mmm. Oh, yes. Oh, my gosh. Mmm. Ah. Oh, my gosh. Oh, yes. Ah. Mmm. Mmm, gosh. Oh, yes. Ah. Mmm. Oh. Oh, yeah. Mmm. It's the perfect length. Ah. Mmm. Ah. Oh, yes. Mmm. Ah. Mmm. Yes. Mmm. Ah. Oh, yes. Mmm. Ah. Oh, yeah. Mmm. Ah. Those hydraulics are really coming into use. Oh, yes. Ah. Mmm. Oh, yes. I want to watch it. I need to make sure it's in tip-top shape. Ah. Oh, yes. Ah. Oh, my. Oh, look at that thing in action. Fuck, yeah. Oh, yes. Mm. Oh, yes. Oh, yeah, putting that thing to good use. Oh, yes. Oh, yeah. Oh. Mm. Yes. Ah. You are just so above average. Oh, my God. Ah, yes. Oh, yeah. Oh, my gosh. Mm-hmm. Mm. Ah. Mm. Mm, yes. Oh, yeah. Ah. Mm. Ah. Oh, wow. Oh. Oh, yes. Mm. Oh, wow. Ah, fully functional bionic man. Fuck. Mm, this is my biggest fantasy. Ah, yes. Mm. Ah. Oh, yeah, give it to me. Ah. Mm. Ah. Mm. Ah. Oh, yes. Mm. Feeling every inch inside of me. Mm. Ah. Oh, yes. Mm. Oh, wow. I don't even want you to leave. You have to stay in my lap with me. Mm. Yes. Mm. Oh, I need this bionic dick forever. Ah, yes. Mm. Ah. Oh, yes. Mm. Oh, my gosh. Mm. Ah. Mm. Ah. Mm. Ah. Ah, yes. Mm. Oh, yes, this test is going so well. Ah. Mm. Ah. Mm. Ah. Ah, yes. Mm. Ah. Mm. Ah. Oh, yes. Mm. Oh, yes. Big titties in your face. Yes. Mm. Ah. Wow. Check that box off. Ah. Oh, yes. Mm. Everything is working just as I planned. Mm. Ooh, yes. I'm not done with you. Mm. Oh, yes. Mm. Ah. Ooh, yes. Mm. Ah. Mm. Just rubbing it right in my ass like that. Ooh, yes. Ah. Mm. Ah. Mm. Ooh, yes. Oh, my God. Ooh, yes. Just feeling how solid it is. Ah. Oh, yes. Mm. Ah. Mm. Ooh, yes. Ah. Oh, yeah. Mm. Mm. Ooh, yes. Ah. Mm. Ooh, yeah. Mm. See, science is really fun. Ooh, yeah. Ah. Mm, yeah. Bring that closer to me. Ah, yeah. Mm, just wanna fuckin' use it and see how it really works. Ooh, yeah. Ah. Ah, yes. Ooh, yes. Mm. Ah. Mm. Ooh, yes. Ah. Oh. Mm. Ooh, yes. Ah. Ah. Mm. Ooh, yes. Ah. Oh, my gosh. Mm. Ah. Mm. Ah. Ah. Ah. Mm. Ooh, yeah. Bring me closer. Oh, yeah. Ooh, yeah. Pull me on that fucking dick. Ooh, yes. Ah. Ah. Ah. Oh, yes. Mm. Oh, fuck yes. Ooh. Ah. Oh. Oh, God. Mm. Mm. Ah. Ah. Ooh, yes. Mm. Ooh. Oh, yeah. Oh. Can really see how deep it goes here. Mm. Oh. Oh, yes. Oh, look at that new dick in action. Hell, yeah. Oh, my God. Ah. Ah. Ah. Oh, yeah. Mm. Mm. Oh. Ah. Oh, yes. Oh, my God. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yes. Oh. Ah. Ah. Mm-hmm. Mm, yeah. Oh, yes. Oh, my God. Ooh. Ooh, yeah. Ah. Ah. Oh, my gosh. Ooh, yeah. Ah. Oh. Ah. Ah. Oh. Ah. Mm-hmm. Oh, wow. Ah. Oh, my gosh. Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah. Oh, yes. Mm-hmm. Yes. Oh, yeah. Oh, yes. Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah. Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah. Ah! Oh. Ooh. Oh, yes. Oh, my God. Is this the man or the machine? Oh, my God. Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Ah. Oh, yeah. Mm-hmm. Ah. Ah. Oh, yes. Mm-hmm. Ah. Ah. Oh, wow. Oh, this is the most rigorous testing I've had to go through. Oh, my gosh. Oh. Oh, we're gonna be extra thorough. Oh, yeah. Mm. Oh. Oh, yes. Mm. Ah. Ah. Mm. Mm. Oh, yes. Ah. Oh, yes. Mm. Oh, yes. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. Mm. Oh, yes. Ooh, let's see if this thing breaks. Ooh, yeah, let's really test it out. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. Oh, yeah. Ooh, fuck yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. I'm gonna cum. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I'm gonna make me fucking cum on that dick. Ooh, yeah. Oh, fuck. Oh, yeah, right there. Oh, yes. Oh, my God. Oh, my goodness. Wow. That thing can really work. Oh, my God. I'm a genius. I gotta have more. Oh. But you know what? Mm. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Stay right there. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I know what you want, huh? Oh, yeah. Mm. Ooh, yeah. Oh, fuck yeah. Ooh, yeah. Oh, my God. Oh. Just opening that little pussy. Oh, yes. Oh. Mm. Oh. Oh, yeah. Mm. Oh, yeah. Use that tongue on me. Mm. Ah. Mm. Ooh, right there. Oh, yeah. Oh. Mm. Yes, lick me all up. Ah. Mm. Ah. Oh, yes. Mm. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, just suck on my clit like that. Oh, yes. Mm. Ah. Oh, yes. Ooh, just like that. Ah. Mm. Ooh, yes. Ah. Oh, yeah. Ooh, yeah, right on my clit. Ah. Ah. Oh, yes. Ooh, yes. Just smush it in your face like that. Mm, yes. Ooh, yeah. Ah. Mm. Mm. Ah. Oh, yeah. Mm. Mm, yeah, just rub that nose all in that fucking clit. Ooh, yes. Ah. Ah. Mm. Mm. Ah. Oh, yes. Taking that whole tongue in there. Ah. Ah, yes. Mm. Mm. Ah. Oh, yeah, right there. Oh, yeah, right there. Ooh, yeah. Ah. Oh, my God. Ooh, yeah, I'm so fucking sensitive. Oh, yeah, right there. Right there. Ah. Ah. Ah, yes. Ooh, make me calm. Ah, yes. Ooh, yeah. Ooh, yeah. Right there. Ah. Ah, yes. Ah. Ah, my God. Ah. Ooh. Oh, my. Ah. Ah, wow. Mm. We still have some more trials to go over. Are you up for it? Yeah. Mm. Come here. Mm. Ah. Mm. Oh, yes. Mm. Ah. Ah. Oh, my. Ah. Mm. Oh, yes. Mm. Ah. Oh, yes. Mm. Oh, my gosh. Ooh, yes. Ah. Amazing. Oh, my gosh. Better than I could have ever hoped for. Mm. Ah. Ah. Mm. Mm. Ah. Oh, yes. Mm. Ah. Ah. Ah. Oh, yes. Mm. Ah. Ooh, yes. Ooh, yes. Ah. Mm. Ah. Ooh, yes. Mm. Ah. Ah. Oh, my goose watching that thing would work. Ah. Ah. Ooh, yes. Ah. Ah. Oh, my good. Mm. Mm. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ooh, yes. Mm. Mm. Ah. Ah. Ah. Oh, yes. Mm. Ah. Mm. Mm. Mm. Ah. Yeah. Ah. Oh, yes. Mm. Ah. Ah. Mm-hmm. Ah. Oh, yeah. Ah. Mm. Ooh, yeah. Oh, my good. Ah. Oh, yes. Mm. Mm-hmm. Ah. Ah. Ah. Mm. Mm. Oh, yeah. Ooh, yeah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Oh, fuck, yes. Watching that thing go in me. Mm. Mm. So fucking hot. Oh, yeah. Ah. Ah. Mm. Mm. Oh, yes. Mm. Ah. Ah. Mm. Ah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yes. Ah. Ah. Mm. Ah. Oh, yes. Oh, my God. Oh. Oh, fuck. Mm. Oh. Oh, yes. Oh, my God. Mm. Oh, yeah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Oh, yeah. My God, it's hot in here. Oh, fuck. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. This piece of machinery just... Oh. Just makes me feel all types of things. Ah. Ah. Mm. Mm. Oh. Ah. Oh. Mm. Ah. Oh, yes. Mm. Mm. Oh. Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck. Oh. Oh, yeah. Mm. Oh, yes. Mm. Ah. Mm. Oh, yes. Mm. Ah. Mm. Ooh, yes. Ah. Ah. Oh, yeah. Ooh, yeah. Oh, fuck yeah. Ah. Ah. Mm. Mm. Ooh, yes. Oh, my God. Ah. Mm. Ooh, yeah. Ooh, right there. Oh, fuck yeah. Ah. Ah. Ooh, yeah. Ah. Ah. Mm. Mm. Mm. Oh, yeah. Ah. Mm. Oh, yes. Ah. Mm. Ah. Ah. Oh, my gosh. Mm. Just watching it go in me. Mm. I'm very proud of my work. Ah. Ah, yeah. Mm. Mm. I get to test it out. Mm. Ah. Ah. Oh, yeah. Ah. Ah. Mm. Ah, yeah. Mm. Ah. Ah. Mm. Ah. Oh, my gosh. Ooh, it's so fucking hot. Mm. Thank God it turns me on just watching you fuck me with that. Ah. Ah. Mm. Mm. Ah. Ah. Oh, yes. Mm. Mm. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Mm. Ah. Ah. Ah. Mm. Mm. Ah. Ah. Ah. Mm. Mm. Oh, my God. Ooh, yeah. Ah. Mm. Mm. Ooh, right there. Oh, my God. Mm. Mm. Mm. Ah. Ah. Mm. Ooh, yes. Ah. Ah. Mm. Mm. Oh, yes. Ah. Ah. Mm. Mm. Mm. Ah. Ah. Oh, yes. Mm. So sensitive, huh? Feeling every ridge? Mm. Oh, yeah. Push deeper. Ah. Ah. Ah. Oh, yeah. Ah. Oh, my God. Oh, yeah. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Ah. Ah. Ah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Right there. Just hold me right there. Oh, yeah. Ooh, yeah. Oh, my God. Ah. Ah. Ah. Mm. Mm. Oh, yeah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Mm. Mm. Ooh, yes. Ooh, yeah. Oh, my God. Ah. Ah. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Ah. Oh, yes. Oh, yeah. Mm. Mm. Ooh, yes. Ah. Ah. Mm-hmm. Mm. Ooh, yeah. Oh, yes. Mm. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Give me that fuckin' dig. Ooh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, fuck. Ooh, yes! Oh, my God. Ah. Ah. Ah. Mm. Mm. Ooh, yeah. Right there. Right there. Ah. Ah. Ah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yes. Yes. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Yeah. Oh, right there. Oh. Oh. Oh, yeah. Mm. Ah. Ah. Ah. Mm. Mm. Oh, yes. Ah. Mm. Mm. Ah. Ah. Ah. Oh, yes. Ah. Ah. Ah. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. Mm. Mm. Oh, fuck. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Right there. Ah. Ah. Ah. Oh, yes. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah, yes. Ah. Ah. Mm. Mm. Mm, yes. Ah. Ah. Oh, my God. Mm. Ooh, that feels so amazing. Oh, yes. Ah. Mm. Want to do another trial? Mm-hmm. Ah. Ah. Ooh, yes. Ah. Ah. You enjoying your new thing? Mm, my charame. Ah. Oh, yes. Ah. Ah. Mm. Ah. Oh, yeah. Ah. Mm. Ooh, yes. Ah. Ah. Mm. Ooh, yeah. Ah. Mm. Mm. Ah. Oh, yeah. Mm. Ah. Ah. Mm. Fuck. Ooh, yeah. Mm. Ah. Ah. Oh, yes. Ah. Mm. Mm. Ah. Ah. Mm. Oh, shit. Ah. Ah. Mm. Mm. Ah. Oh, yes. Oh, my God. Put those hands on me. Oh, yes. Mm. Mm. Ah. Oh, yeah. Mm. Ah. Ah. Oh, yes. Mm. Ah. Mm. Oh, yeah. Ah. Ah. Mm. Mm. Oh, yes. Oh, my God. Oh, yeah. Ah, fuck. Oh, yes. Oh. Oh, yes. Oh, my God. Oh, yeah. Oh. Oh, yes. Oh, I really know how to put that thing to work. Oh. Oh, yes. Mm. Mm. Oh, yes. Mm. Oh. Mm. Oh, yeah. Oh, yes. Mm. Oh, my God. Oh, yes. Watching that big fucking dog go at me. Oh, yeah. Mm. Oh. Oh, yes. Oh, my God. Oh, yeah. Just hold on to me like that. Oh, yeah. Oh. Oh, yes. Mm. Oh, yes. Oh, yeah. Oh. Oh, yes. Mm. Oh. Oh, yeah. Oh, yes. Oh, my God. Oh. Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah. Put that thing in fuckin' hyperdrive. Oh, yeah. Uh-huh. Mm. Mm. Oh, yes. Give me all of that. Yes. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh. Oh. Mm-hmm. Oh, yes. Oh, yeah. Mm. Oh. Oh, yeah. Oh, yes. Oh. Oh, yeah. Oh. Oh, yes. Oh, yeah. Just let me fuckin' work on it like that. Oh, yeah. Mm-hmm. Oh, my God. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Just fuckin' open that pussy. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Oh, my God. Oh, yeah. Stuff it in there. Oh, yeah. Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh. Oh, yes. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, yeah. Oh, yes. Oh, fuck yeah. Mm-hmm. Mm. Mm. Oh. Oh. Oh, yes. Oh, my God. Oh. Oh. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. Oh, yeah. Oh. Oh. Oh, yes. Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah. Oh, I really feel it fucking deep like that. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. Mm-hmm. Ooh, oh, black. Oh, my God. Mm-hmm. Mm. Oh, yeah. Yes. Oh, yeah. Oh, what? Oh, yeah. Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah. Oh, right there. Oh, yes. Oh, yeah. Use that fucking pussy. Ooh, yes. Yeah, make my ass bounce. Oh, yeah. Ooh, yes. Oh, my God. Oh, I wanna see if this thing can really fucking give me what I want. Ooh, yeah. Ooh, yeah. Ooh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, yes. Ooh, yeah. Ooh, yeah. Oh. Ooh, yeah. Oh, yes. Oh, yeah. Mm. Oh, yeah. Oh, yes. Oh. Oh, yeah. Oh, my. Whoa. Oh. Oh, my God. Oh. Amazing. Oh. Oh, wow. Oh, my God. That was so much gum. Oh, my God. Oh, I'm so glad to know that the surgery was a success. Oh. Oh, my God. I'm gonna get a Nobel Peace Prize for this. Oh, I'm gonna get a Nobel Prize for this. Oh. All right. Oh. All right. Oh. All right. Check. You, sir. Oh. All right. Good man. Ha ha. Oh. Whew.