The Kinkropractor

Oh my god, you startled me. You missed my two o'clock appointment. Hi, I'm Skylar. It's nice to meet you. So, um, were you able to find my office okay? Yeah? Okay, my secretary let you right in, right? Well, thank you for coming. Welcome to Zen Massage. Here we try to curate the most relaxing and zen environment possible so you can truly relax and feel at home. I have a table set up for you. I have oil. I really just wanted to ask you a few questions, just get to know you a little bit better, see maybe what your trouble areas are, what you'd like to work on, what you're hoping to get out of a massage session with me. So, you know, if you want to come and have a seat over here, then we can discuss and see what your treatment plan is going to be. So it's all good? All right, great. If you want to have a seat, and don't forget to take your shirt off so I can see what I'm working with, and yeah, get comfy. Okay, so first we're going to do a little needs assessment, because here at Zen Massage, we really take our targeted therapy seriously. Now you could go to any run-of-the-mill massage studio, and they'd probably give you a nice massage, but here we make sure that all of your needs are met, your injuries are healed, and your muscles are relaxed. Okay? So I'm just going to ask you a few questions to get a better idea of how your body is. So, let's see, where do you feel tension? Do you feel it in your lower body at all? Maybe in your quads? It does feel quite tight through here. Do you work out a lot, run, lift weights, anything like that? Yeah? Hmm, that makes sense. Does feel like you have very, very tight, strong legs. Let's write that down. Okay, I'm going to assume that if your quads are tight, your hamstrings are probably also pretty tight. Yeah, definitely feels like there's some tension there. Hmm, which would definitely make sense if you like to exercise. I'm going to go ahead and add in your hamstrings as well. Make sure to really work on those. Okay, perfect. Let's see. What about, what about your chest? Do you experience any, any trouble breathing? Any tightness through here? It does feel, it does feel like perhaps there is some tension through here as well. I'm going to go ahead and add that to the list. You have strong abs too. Perhaps a little tension relief is needed there. I want to make sure we get rid of all the kinks and tight spots. Really work them out. I'll add your abs in there too. Okay. Now, let me see your hand. Looks like maybe you've had some injuries. A couple of breaks. I feel a lot of tightness in your arms. Maybe you do something physical there. Like, maybe riding motorcycles, twisting the throttle. I know how bad that is for arm pump. I can tell it's definitely working its way up into your wrists and hands. Definitely don't want to have any carpal tunnel or any injuries through there. Aggravate the old ones, right? So let's make sure we get your arms as well. Really relieve all that tension. Your palms too, huh? Yeah, that fits. Hmm, okay. Make sure to put a specific emphasis on your forearms. In fact, let me see the other hand as well. I want to see if there's a difference. This one's tight too. But I think your other side was tighter. So I'll put a little more focus on that side. Hmm, okay. Okay. Now... How about your neck? Ooh, yeah. A lot of knots back there. I can feel quite a bit of tension. Yeah. I'm gonna make sure to spend some extra time... on your neck. Make sure we work out all those kinks in your neck and shoulders. Yeah. A lot of knots. Oh, your shoulders are tight too. Trap muscles. Very tight. Feels like maybe even a little imbalanced. One's tighter than the other. I feel like your left one is especially bad. Which would correlate with some of your other injuries on your left side. Okay. We'll definitely be spending some time there as well. Okay. Perfect. Now... I feel like that's a pretty thorough assessment. It seems like I've got my work cut out for me. Well, why don't you lay back for me and get comfortable, so we can start your treatment. Does that sound good? Alright. Get comfortable for me. Well, there really is quite a lot of tension in your legs here. Okay. So what was the other problem area we discussed? Let me get my notes. Oh, okay, that's right. Your pecs and your chest and your abs. Make sure we really get in there. Hmm. How does that feel? Does that feel good? Wow, that's a lot of tension. You must work out a lot. Let's see. Let's move down a little bit. Your abs too. Hmm. There we go. Nice and relaxed. Just like that. Perfect. Let's see. Let's see on your hips. Ooh! Your hips are tight! It's probably all the tension coming from your quads, huh? You know what? I have a product that I think might help a lot with your massage. Mm-mm-mm-mm. I have this great massage oil. I think you'll really like the way it feels on your skin. There we go. Mm-mm. It has great skin softening properties, and it also tends to trap the heat to really provide full relief for your muscles. There we go. That's not so bad, huh? Nice and relaxed. Close your eyes and enjoy. Okay. Your hips are really, really tight. Do you mind if I pull this back a little bit and get a better massage? Perfect. There we go. I can really make sure I can get under your hips. There we go. That's a lot of tension right there. Wow. That's a lot of tightness. That feels good, doesn't it? I can tell you're twitching a little bit. Mmm, god it feels good. Right there. Mmm, wow. It's nice to see a client with such a strong, well-built body. It's kind of refreshing. Mmm, wow. Oh, that hip tension. That's intense. You know, I do know of a few alternative techniques. They're a little more ancient. They stem, I believe, it's rooted back in Asia, ancient Asia. This technique. But maybe if you're willing to give something a little different a try. See if it helps with your tension. Hmm. Okay. Well, since you're down, why don't you go ahead and close your eyes for me. Really relax, okay? Hmm. I think you're going to like what I have in store for you next. Hmm. Already ready to go, I see. Now don't be nervous, I promise. This is a real technique used by professionals for total relaxation of the body. Hmm, yeah. Hmm, you're responding well. Hmm, that's good. Just let me work out all the tension, all the kinks. I know this might seem a little crazy, but I promise it's really effective. You're gonna feel so great when this massage is done. I promise your muscles are gonna feel so much better. Feels good, doesn't it? Do you like how the oil feels on your cock like that? Yeah, that's it. Oh, feels good, huh? Oh, yeah. That's it. Just enjoy. Relax. Oh, yes. Oh, yeah. A little faster. Gonna work you up just a little bit. Mm-hmm. Oh, yes. Oh, fuck yes. Just relax and enjoy. Seeing how well you responded to this technique. I think there's something else that might be worth trying. Get nice and comfy for me. Okay. Little cock massage with my tits feels pretty good, huh? Ah, ah, ah, ah, mmm, mmm, mmm, yes, yes, yes. Oh, oh, fuck. Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck, yeah. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Fuck, yeah. Oh, yes, just relax and enjoy, baby. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Fuck, yeah. Oh, yes, baby. Oh, yeah, I can feel your cock throbbing in between my tits. It feels so fucking good. I think I'm ready to wrap my mouth around your cock. Blub, blub, blub, blub, blub, blub, blub. Blub, blub, blub, blub, blub. Blub. Ahh, ahh, ahh. Ahh, ahh. Mmm, ahh. Blep, blep, blep, blep, blep, blep, blep. Mmm. Fuck baby, it tastes so good. Mmm. Why don't you taste me while I taste you? Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Fuck yeah. Ahh. Mmm. Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Mmm. Oh, yes, yes, yes, that fucking pussy baby. Mmm. Mmm, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Mmm. Ah, ha. Oh, fuck. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Ohhh. Oh, yes, yes, yes. Oh, fuck yeah. Mmm. This feels so good, baby, but I want to feel you inside me. Oh, fuck yes. Mmm. Now... The best way to relieve tension is to be as open as possible to everything. So to help you with that, I'm going to offer you all my holes today. I'm going to put your cock in my ass. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh, fuck, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God, it feels so good. Fuck. Mmm, yes, yes, yes, yes. Yes, yes. Oh, fuck. Ohh. Oh, fuck, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh, fuck. Ow, yes, fuck, yes, fight no! Ahh, Ahh. Ahh, Ohh, Yes. Ahg, Ahuh, Kwwwe. Fa ooh. Ahh, yes. Ahh... Oh, fuck, yes, yes, yes. Fuck, yes, yes, yes, yes. Mmm, yeah. Oh, my God, I feel so fucking good with your cock and pants like that. Mmm, yes, yes, yes, yes. Yes, yes, yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Mmm, oh, fuck. Oh, yes, yes. Mmm, yeah. Mmm, fuck. I love how your cock feels in my ass. I'm so fucking pleased with it. Yes, yes, yes, yes. I'm so fucking deep. It feels so fucking good. Mmm, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh, yes, oh, my. Oh, yes. My. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh, my God, it feels so fucking good. Oh, my God, yes. Oh, my God, fuck yeah. Fuck yeah, fuck yeah, fuck yeah. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Mmm, fuck. Oh, baby. Mmm, I want you to keep fucking my ass, but I want you to bend me over and fuck me deep. Oh, yeah, I'm gonna go back inside, baby, fuck. Yeah. Oh, yeah, right there. Oh, fuck. Oh, yeah, just like that, baby, just like that. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, back. Oh, my God, yes. Ooh, fuck, yeah. Oh, fuck, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Mmm, yeah, it feels so fucking good on my ass like that. Fuck. Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Mmm, fuck, yeah. Oh, yeah. Mmm, let me see how open that little hole is. Mmm, yeah, put it back in, put it back in, fuck. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God, it feels so fucking good, yeah. Oh, fuck, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh, oh, fuck. Yeah. Oh, fuck, yeah. Yes, yes, yes. Oh, my God, fuck, yeah. Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh, fuck. Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, fuck yeah. Oh my God, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Fuck, yes, yes. Oh my God, I feel so fucking good. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh, oh, yeah, oh, oh. Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. Oh, oh, oh, fuck, yeah. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh my God, fuck. Oh, oh, oh, yes, yes. Oh, oh yeah. Oh, I wish you'd get down there and worship this ass. Mm, mm, yeah, worship this ass, baby. Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, fuck, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, fuck. Oh, yeah, worship my fucking ass, baby. Oh, yes, baby. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh, fuck. Mm, baby. I'm ready to get my ass fucked again. Oh, yeah, just like that, baby. Oh, my God, yes, fuck these. Yeah, just like that, just like that, just like that. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh, my God, fuck, baby. Oh, fuck. Oh, my God. Oh, yes. Oh, yeah. Ah, miss you. Ah, ah, ah. Oh, fuck, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh, but, yeah, baby. Oh, my God. Yeah. Mmm, mmm, mmm. Ahhhhh, ahhhhh... ahh, ahh, ahhhh... Oh my God, yes yes yes... yes yes yes... ah, ah, ah, ah... oh, fuck yeah yeah yeah... yeah yeah yeah... ah, ah, ah... oh, oh, fuck... oh yes baby... oh it feels so fucking good in my ass like that... oh, oh, oh... yes yes yes yes... oh, oh, oh... oh, fuck... mmm... oh yes... mmm... your therapy has been going very well mmm... oh, fuck yes... oh, oh... mmm... oh... oh, fuck... yes yes yes yes... oh, oh, oh... yeah... oh yes, I think your massage therapy is definitely doing wonders for your body mmm... but there's one final step to this technique mmm... and that's a full orgasmic release mmm... mm-hmm... I want you to fuck my ass until you fucking come inside me oh yeah, just like that mmm... oh yeah, yeah pump that ass baby, I want you to fill me up mmm... I want you to have a good full body fucking release yeah, oh, oh oh yeah, mmm... I want to drain your fucking balls into my asshole yeah, oh yes, just release baby release that cum, yes, release that tension one big fucking orgasm oh, oh, oh oh, oh, yeah, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes yes, just like that baby are you fucking, yeah, yeah there you are, yeah, use that fucking asshole I want to use that fucking asshole to make you fucking cum yeah, yeah oh, oh, oh oh, oh, yeah, yeah yeah, oh, mmm oh fuck, yes, yes yes, yes, yes, yes, yes yeah, yeah yes baby just like that just like that yes, yes, yes, yes yes, yes, yes oh, oh, oh oh, oh, yes yes, yes, yes, yes, yes yeah, yeah oh, oh, oh oh, yeah, yeah use that asshole to make you fucking cum baby oh fuck, yes, yes, yes yes, yes, yes, yes yes, yes, yes oh fuck yeah can you hear that? fuck it tastes so good your gum tastes so fucking good baby mm well mm I hope you found that this therapy has been very helpful for you mm now there's a shower in the back so why don't you and I go get cleaned up and then my secretary can check you out okay? mm I hope you come back for another massage