Performance Review

♪ Ugh. What is that smell? You know, I don't even know that someone worked down here. What's your name? You know who I am though, right? Yeah, I'm the boss of this fucking company. And I'm here to make some budget cuts. I didn't even know we had a troll in the basement. What are you, IT? Janitorial? Clearly not janitorial. Should be using this shit. What are we paying you? $20,000 a year? $22,000 a year? I don't even know what you do down here. This is my fucking company. I mean, why would I come down here? Disgusting. You're so disgusting. And this? Drinking on the job? You know, I thought it was going to be a hard decision. Normally when I come into budget cut season, I have a hard time deciding who gets to stay and who gets to go, but in this case, I think you're making it pretty obvious that you don't have a whole lot to offer. Do you get dental? Do you have vision? Do you have full health coverage? And you're just down here in this basement doing God knows what. I think you need to demonstrate some value. Do you think you can do that? Yeah. I mean, you are my employee. And clearly, it's not like you're maintaining a hygienic workspace. How's your personal hygiene? Will I be disappointed if I do a spot inspection? Yeah, I mean, those shoes certainly aren't spit-shined. But, you know, maybe you'd like a little spit-shining, huh? You think so? I mean, your job is on the line. Do you think you can satisfy me? I mean, no one can hear you scream down in this basement. More accurately, no one can hear me scream. You know I've already fired all of HR. There's not even anyone you can report my sexual harassment to. What do you think about that? You know, the other candidates that were on the shopping block have already shown me what they can do and I was not impressed. Do you think you can do better? Yeah? You think so? You think you can handle all of this? All of this? You know what that is? It's bigger than D. It's bigger than double D. It's an E cup. Yeah. Does that intimidate you? Does my large breasts and fancy job title intimidate you? My ability to fire you with the stroke of a pen? You know I'm not gonna lie, the more pitiful you look, the hornier I get. The white art makes my pussy. You wanna see how wet my pussy's getting? Yes. So pathetic. I could fire you in a second. Complete and total control over you and your future. How does that make you feel? You're not even dressed for work. What are these, sweatpants? You going to a strip club at lunch? Disgusting pervert. I'm going to shut that ass. I'm going to own you. Every inch of you. I mean, not like I don't already do so. You're doing great so far. I had Bill in accounting in tears at this point. You know him. I'm sure he's turned you down for a raise before. I mean, I can't even imagine what you would do. Keep you stuck down here. I mean, I'm sure you'd be happy to have a little help. I can't even imagine what you would do. Keep you stuck down here. Maybe you have other skills. No underwear and sweatpants at work? Goddamn disgrace. Don't you even know how to dress yourself? This is a place of business. At least you're hard. That's more than the HR department can say. Sssss. Think about keeping this cushy job with this sweet office and all those benefits. Stay hard for me, I'm gonna use you. Make you earn that salary. Man. Look at those big fucking titties. I'm gonna get them so wet and then I'm gonna slide your hot coffee between them. Oh, you think you can manage that? Oh, fuck. Wrapping those big fat titties around the cock. Oh, you're getting so hot, you love it. You love those big fucking titties. Boss bitch titties. Ha ha. Oh, fuck yes. Sssss. Smell those fucking panties. Sssss. Smell those fucking panties. Oh, yes. You're not worth tasting my pussy yet. Maybe if you please me I'll let you taste my sweet juicy butt. Sssss. Oh my god. Oh, fuck. Juicy. Yeah. Oh, shit. Fuck, that feels so goddamn good. Oh, let me see your hand. Squeeze these fucking titties. Why am I a true cock? God, those big fat fucking titties. Why am I a cock? Yeah. Oh, fuck. Shit. Fuck. Holy shit. Oh my God. Oh, fuck. Oh, my pussy juice is dripping down your fucking cock. Oh, my God. Fuck. Oh, that feels so god damn good. Oh, fuck. Oh, shh. Oh, my God. Oh, god damn, yes. Oh, gotcha. Oh, God. Oh, motherfucker, god damn. You feel that? You feel my pussy squeezing down on you? Oh, yeah. An important woman with important fucking needs and you better satisfy me? Oh, fuck. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh, I like that. I like that. Just grinding your muscle like that. I just feel my cunt juices dripping down your cock. You want me to lick them up? You want me to taste myself? See how delicious my pretty big pussy tastes? Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. My mouth tastes like delicious pussy. Yeah? Oh, fuck. Oh. Oh. Oh, fuck. Goddamn. Yes. Oh. Oh. Fuck. Oh my God. Fuck. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Fuck. Yes. Yes. Oh my God. Oh. Oh. Oh. Fuck. Oh. Oh shit. Yes. God damn. Yes. Yes. Oh fuck that feels good. Oh God. Fuck. Yes. Yes. Yes. Oh you're so fucking hard. Oh my God. Oh fuck. Yes. Oh yes. Oh shit. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Oh my god. So fucking what? So fucking what? Bouncing on that arm. Don't come yet. I am not done with you. You're doing surprisingly well. It's amazing how much more attractive you got once you got your dick inside me. Have you ever wondered what it would be like to bend the fossa for a desk? Let me see if you can handle this. Juicy white pussy and this thick juicy ass. Got juice there. You think you're ready for that? You think you're going to hold it together? This is the ultimate performance review. Oh yes. Oh that feels really good. Oh fuck. Oh shit. Oh god damn. I'm always laying down for mine. Looking at that big fat juicy booty. Your heart can't disappear and keep inside that white car. Oh fuck. Oh god yes. Oh shit. Oh god damn. Oh fuck. Oh yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh god I'm gonna cum. I'm gonna fucking cum. Oh god damn fuck that feels good. Obviously it feels good to you too. Oh shhh. I'm so fucking hot and wet and tight. My pussy squeezes your cock when I get close to cumming all over you. Tell me that I'm right and how much I love to get fucked. Now I'm gonna cum. Oh god damn motherfucker. Oh fuck. Fuck. Oh god yes. Oh fuck yes. Oh snap. Snap my ass. Smack your boss's ass. Yeah. Oh yes. Smack me. Oh fuck. I'm calling that a spanking. Oh no. I'm such a good little sex toy. Oh fuck. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh my god. I'm going to play with my clippings. I'm not fucking done. Oh my god. Oh fuck. Yes, yes. Fuck. Oh shit. Yes, yes, yes, yes. God damn. Taste me. Taste that sweet little wet pussy. Jesus, you're making a trip out of me. I'm cumming so much I don't know if it's you or the Xena poster. I've always had bisexual tendencies. Fuck yeah, I'm losing my ass. Oh shit! Oh god damn yes! Why don't you get out of that chair and fuck me. Bend me over this desk motherfucker. Bury that cock inside me. Do you want to be the boss? Oh fuck. Oh shit. Oh god. Yes. Don't take it away. Oh fuck. Oh fuck that feels good. Feels so fucking good. Oh yes. Oh shit. Oh god. Oh yes. Oh it feels so good. Just give it to me. Oh please, please, please. Oh that feels so goddamn good. Fuck. Oh, I think you get the chance to get your boss to bend over your little basement desk like this. Big boss booty. Thick ass. Oh my god, yes! Fuck! Oh, god! Oh, oh my god! Oh my god! Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes! Yes! Fuck, that feels so good. Oh, that feels so good. Oh, shit! Oh, fuck, fill me up. Fill me up with that hard cock. Oh, my God, I feel so good. I feel so fucking good. I feel so good. I'm coming. You feel me? Ah, thank God. Trippy, trippy. Oh, this is so good. Oh, thank God. Oh, fuck! God, yes! Yes! Oh, shit. Fuck. Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh, give me that cup. Yes, give it to me. Give it to me. I need it. Oh, you're so fucking hard. Oh, how do you want me? How do you want me? How do you take me? Take me how you want me. Oh, fuck! Oh, my God! Oh, you enjoy that. It's the only time you get to choke the boss. Yes! Fuck! Yes! Oh, it makes me come so hard, I'm shaking. You make my feet wet. Suck on my toes. Taste my fucking toes. Oh, God. Ah! Oh, shit! Oh, fuck! You! Fuck, yes! Oh, you fucking pervert. You love my fucking feet wrapped around your cock. Oh, that's where they keep all the dirty perverts, down in the basement. But you're gonna fill out a form on Reddit about this after this, aren't you? Oh, fuck you! Oh, I need it. Come here, I need it. I need you to fuck me. Oh, my God. Oh, that feels so fucking good. Oh, my God. Yes! Fuck. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes! Oh, fuck yes! Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes! Goddamn motherfucker! Oh, that feels so fucking good! Oh, it hurts right against me! A spot right there! Right fucking there! Right fucking there, just right against me! Yes! Oh, shit! Oh my god! Um! Oh my god! Oh my god, I feel so good! Oh, shit! No! Oh my fucking god damn! You fill me up so good! Oh, fuck! Ah, you fill me up so good! Oh my god, I feel so fucking good! Ah, ah, deep inside me, I love it! You make me feel, you make me feel, you make me feel... Holy shit. Fuck, that feels so good! You're gonna make me go again! Leave fuck yous yous yous yous yous yous! Take that pussy zoody pussy full of pussy! Take that pussy! Fuck those toes oh just feel me quiver! Oh my god! Oh I just can't get enough! I just can't get enough of this girl. Oh yeah. Yeah. You wanna be all the way inside me huh? You wanna show me those paws oh my god. You wanna keep those benefits? Smear my weekly matrix. Oh Jeremy come and get me. You wanna keep this. Oh my god! There's poop coming. Oh fuck! Fuck! FUCK! Yew! Holy shittt! Eh, eh, eh, AH! AHHHH! Oh my god! Let me take a look. Oh my god! That feels so good! So good! Here, let me suck that gum on you. I want it! I fucking want it! It's your last task! Yeah, you gotta show me how much you appreciate me and everything I do for you. I knew you could be a productive worker. You know. That was so good. I think I'm even gonna let you keep your job. Yeah. You know what? Here's a bonus kid. Let's see how your next performance review goes. And I'm confiscating this. See you Monday morning. Bright and early.