Federal Booty Inspector

Hi, Inspector. I don't know if you can help me. I got a letter in the mail. I don't know, I don't know. It says something about a census. I was hoping I could talk to you about this. Is that okay? So this says something about having to report to the government for some kind of inspection. I mean, I don't know. I thought my lawyer did all my paperwork properly. My visa should be all fine. I just kind of want a few answers about it, I guess. Yeah, I feel like I've done everything right. All my paperwork is filed. Can you fill me in on what this is about? What's this? Let me put my letter away, I don't want to lose it. It seems really important. A booty inspector? I didn't know that was a thing here in the States. I don't think we have that in Australia. That's something that you do with everyone? You need to check their booties? I mean, I guess you guys watch a lot more porn than us, so it kind of makes sense. I didn't realise this was a thing. I also didn't know SWAT had a booty inspector. That's interesting. Um, hmm. So what do you need to inspect exactly? Obviously I want to stay, I don't want to get deported. Ooh, this is um, this is very thorough. Number of booties in the household, visual inspection, manual inspection, bounce, and overall grade. So if I do well on this I get to stay? Is this... I guess it makes sense. Yeah, alright, okay. Um, well, number of booties in the household, I guess one. I just live on my own. I'm single. You know, so definitely just me. Um, visual inspection, okay. You just want me to pop up and show you? Okay. Alright. Okay, well, he's underway. You get to see more butt cheek. Oh, you want to feel? Want to feel already? You don't have a visual green yet. What are you feeling? I measured my ass. Is it big? Yeah? Cool. My weightlifting's working then. Alright, let's just manual inspection. Okay, come here, come here. I mean, I work hard to make it. It doesn't have a lot of jiggle because it's all muscle, you know? That feels good though. I'm so nervous. What are you going to... Yeah. Yes. That was a bit too slow. Bounce? Oh god, I'm not the best at bouncing but I'll try. Alright. You ready? I'm going to make your chair really squeaky. Sounds like a fucking mattress. I can try and do it standing. There we go. Yeah? I'm so curious, what's my grade? Wow! Yes. I think I'm going to get to overall note. I mean, I don't know how to show you... I don't know what to do with my butt to give you an overall note. Does that mean you have to see my butthole? Ooh, spank. Okay. I could also give you a peek. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, you want to see? Um, this is hard to pull over. Maybe if I just... I might come up on here and then you can inspect my butthole. Let's get rid of these, because it's going to make your job a lot harder. Alright. Let me bring my bedding closer. Woo! Don't want to break your desk! Alright. How's that? Need to open more? Yeah? Alright. How's that? Need to open more? Yeah? I mean, I've been told that I have a very nice butthole. It's like, people always think it's been bleached, but I don't do anything to it. I'm just naturally gifted, I guess. You can take a closer look if you want to. Well, I know, Inspector, that you said that you just needed to inspect my booty, but... I don't know, I think that you should make sure everything is up to code. You know, for my visa. I don't want to get kicked out of the country for no reason, you know? I want to make sure everything's ticked off. You liking checking out that pussy back there? I can tell you like it. Oh my god, the way you massage it is so good. You know, sharpen those tools with me. Oh my god, yeah that's it, start with my pussy. Oh, oh, fuck. Oh, I've never had women of authority lick my pussy out like that before. That feels incredible. Just knowing you have all the power turns me on, oh my god. That's it, keep doing that. Yeah, oh my god. That's it, keep massaging my pussy while you lick it with your tongue. Oh, fuck, you're so good at that shit. Oh my god, oh my god, that's it, lick my clit, lick my clit, I love you. That's it, oh my god, yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh my god, please, please. Oh my god, sir, fuck, you need to get in more trouble more often. Oh my god, you feel how wet you're making me? Oh my god, yes, that's it, keep playing with me. If you think you're like this pussy, just wait till you see what that arsehole's like. Your manual inspection can't just include looking at the outside, surely? You're gonna have to dive deep with those tools of yours in order to really give it a full rating, you know? I want a 10 out of 10. You can't give me a 10 out of- Yeah, oh yes, that's it, you can spank my arse. Fuck my arms. Fuck, yes, oh my god, keep licking me out. Fuck. Oh my god, that's it, that's it, keep eating me out. Fuck. Oh my god, you're so good with that fucking tongue, I love it, yes. Mmm. Oh fuck. Oh I love the way you do that, yeah, that's it. Oh that's a sweet spot. Oh my god, stick one of your fingers in that pussy please. Yeah. Oh that's a play with it, just like that. Oh fuck. Yes. Oh that feels so fucking good. Oh my god I'm so fucking turned on that's it. Yeah. Fuck. Oh my god. Oh my god you're such a fucking tease. Oh my god. What are you so fucking mad at me? That's it keep looking. That's it just like that. Fuck. Oh my god. Oh my god I don't want to blow you so fucking bad that you got me so turned on. Oh my god. Please let me blow you. Oh fuck. Now you want to see what a big authoritarian dick feels like in my mouth. What do you reckon? You want to feel that? It's like the IQ test. Your belt. I love it. Let's... Haha. Do you want to hear the thing? Let's see what I get to play with. Oh my god. Fuck. Do you want to see what it feels like in my mouth? Ah. Mmm. Mmm, I love the way you taste. Now it's your turn to get wet. Mmm. Mmm, I've got to do a good job so you keep me in the fucking country, right? Ha ha. Mmm. Ah. You like when I tease you with my tongue? I love it. Mmm. I fucking love your balls. Mmm, making me hungry. Mmm. What are you doing to me? Mmm. See it's not just my booty that's amazing right? My mouth is just as good. I'm kind of like fucking you slow with my mouth. So you can feel every bit of it as I take you in and out. Look at you biting that lip. Look at that spit coming off. I want you so fucking bad. I can tell you want me too, look how fucking hot you are. I love it. I know. Like when I stretch you like that. Oh my god, I love the way you touch me and you do it. Mmmmm. You wanna feel my tits? You can feel my tits. Alright. Mmmmm. Good. That's it. You like the way it feels between my fucking tits? Yeah, yeah, you like that. Fuck. I'm bouncing on you and you're not even inside me yet. Shit, I'm so sorry. I'm sliding in and out. Oh, fuck. Oh my god. Fuck, I want you so fucking badly. I want you so fucking badly. Please fuck me. Please fuck me. I want you to be so bad. Oh, fuck. Come get me, tiger. Oh, that feels so good. I love when you tease me like that. Oh my god, I want that dick so fucking badly. I can tell you want me to. Fuck. Oh my god, you're so deep. Oh, fuck. Oh my god. Yeah. Oh, fuck. Oh my god, you feel so good on my pussy. Oh my god, fuck. Oh my god, oh my god, you're so amazing. Oh my god, look how fucking creamy you're making me, I love it. Give me some of that cream, give me that cream. Fuck, yes. Oh my god, I want to play with my claymore, fuck me. Oh, fuck. Yes, sir. Oh, fuck, yes. Oh, I can feel how hard I'm making you. Oh, fuck, yes. I love looking into your eyes while you fuck me like that. Oh, you're making me so fucking wet. You want to feel how wet you're making me? Feel that pussy with that hand. Yeah, you feel that? That's all you. Oh, my God. Yes, yes. Oh, my fucking toes. Will you fuck me? Oh, God. Oh, my God, pinch them. So you can pinch my fucking nipples. Yeah, yes, yes. Fuck, yeah. Oh, yes. My pussy tastes good. I can see why you loved it before. Holy shit. Oh, my God. Oh, fuck, yes. What do you think about this inspection? Is this pussy up to card? Oh, my God. Fuck. God damn it. Oh, my God, that's a tease. Go really slow. I want to feel every fucking inch of you go in and out of my pussy. Yeah, yeah. Let me play with your chest with my feet. Oh, fuck yes. Oh, my God. You might make me squirt. Holy shit. Fuck. Oh, my God. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. If you pulled out, I reckon it might squirt all over your fucking body. Yeah. Oh, fuck. You must mess up your fucking office. Oh, fuck. You're going to make me cum if you keep fucking playing that. Holy shit. Yes. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Pull out. Pull out. I'm going to fucking squirt. Look at me. Do you see that? Oh, my God. Do it again. Mm-hmm. Do it again. Make me fucking explode. That's it. Just like that. Just like that. Oh, yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Holy shit. Oh, my God. Yes. Fuck. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I'm going to fucking squirt. Oh, my God. Pull out. Pull out. Pull out. Pull out. Oh, my God. Making me talk. Making my halls talk. I love it. Mm. My squirts are fucking delicious. You want to taste? That's it. Lick those fingers. Mm. You like the way I taste? Mm. I love it. Mm. Oh, fuck. That's it. Keep fucking me. Keep fucking me. I love the way you fucking me. That's it. Please don't stop. Please don't stop fucking me just like that. Oh, my God. I fucking love it. Mm. Oh, my fucking God. Mm. Oh, my God. Yeah. Oh. Mm. I love how you speed up and slow down like that. Edging me. You wouldn't let me come straight over. I fucking love that. Mm. Man of control. I love it. Mm. Oh. Mm. Oh. I love watching it. Let me fuck you. Let me fuck you. Mm. Just like that. Let me rock against your cock. Just... Mm. Oh my god. Mm. Feels so fucking good. Yes. That's it. Look into my eyes. Oh you fuck me. I love it. Oh my god. Mm. Oh. Fuck. Yes. Oh my god. That's it. Keep fucking me like that. Oh my god. Fuck. Your dick is amazing. Yes. Oh my god. Fuck. God damn it. Mm. Oh my god. I love fucking you. Mm. I want to be your little lunch break special every fucking day. God. Oh fuck I love watching it. Oh my god yes. When you go all the way in and all the way out. That's so good. Yeah. Oh my god yes. Oh fuck. Oh my god. Oh my god. Fuck me deep. Fuck me deep. Oh. That's. Yes. Just like that. Just like that. Just like that. Fuck. I love feeling you filling me up entirely. It's so fucking hot. Oh. Fuck. Oh my god. It feels like you're gonna make me fucking squirt again. Holy shit. Oh my god. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, yes. Oh, that's so good. God damn it. Fuck. Oh my god. Fuck. Oh my god, if you pulled out of me right now, it'd be a fucking waterfall. Do you want to mess up your office or do you want to wait? Oh, fuck. Oh my god. Yes. Oh my god, you're so fucking hot. You know how to fuck a girl. Oh my god. Fuck. Oh my god. God damn it. Fuck. Oh, you feel so good. Let me slide up your fucking desk, it's fucking hot. Oh. Oh, fuck. I'm gonna give my pussy a workout. This is a real fucking thorough examination, holy crap. Yes, oh my god, do that, do that, do that, do that. Oh, fuck. Oh, woah. That's some fucking manhandle, mate. Yeah. Oh, fuck. Oh my god. This is the best dick I've ever had, holy crap. Sorry, I keep running away from that big fucking dick. Can't help it. Feels so good. Oh, fuck. Oh my god. I think you should finish that fucking inspection, right? Oh, fuck. Oh my god, I'm gonna squirt when you come out. Oh, fuck. So fucking sexy. Fuck. Oh my god, please bend me over. Oh my god, oh my god, I love how you're teasing my asshole like that. Are you ready to inspect that hole, inspector? Oh my god. Fuck. Fuck, your dick is so fucking big. Oh, that feels amazing. Oh my god. Oh my god, I kind of love fucking you. Let me bounce on you. Yeah, just like that. Fuck. Oh, I feel so full when you go so deep like that. Yes. I'm gonna play with my pussy and feel you cover my asshole. Oh my god, yes. Fuck. Yes. Oh my god, you feel so good. Oh my god, that ass feel good? Is that what you wanted? Fuck. Oh my god. It feels amazing. Oh my god. Let me go all the way out and all the way in. Stretch me out. Oh shit. Back. Oh my god, yes. Yes. I love the way you feel in my arms like that. That feels so fucking good. Shit. Oh my god, please don't fucking stop. Back, back. Back, yeah. Oh, you're stretching me out so good. Fuck. Oh my god, yes. Oh my god, fuck. That's amazing, holy shit. Back, yes. Yes, oh god. Fuck. Yes. Oh my god, yes, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. Oh. Fuck. Oh, god damn it. That feels so fucking intense. Oh my god. Oh, she's spitting on my nose. Yeah. Oh my god. That feels shiny. Lashes for you, yeah. That's it, massage my booty like that. That feels so fucking good. I should feel it up. Yes. Oh, fuck. Fuck. Let's see how much you made us stretch. Yeah? Let's see how much you made us stretch. Fuck, yes. Oh my god, that's such a good cape. Do it again, do it again, do it again. Oh my god, fuck. Yes, yes. Oh my god, show me that fucking cape again. Look, I can literally drip spit into it, I reckon. Mm, get me again. Yes, fuck yes. Okay, look. Oh, shit, back on that. You feel so good on the elbows. Oh my god. Show me again how much you fucking stretched it. Oh, my dear. That's fucking hot. Oh my god, shit. Oh my god. I'm gonna jump on top. I'm gonna fucking jump on top of my cheek, please. You like when I grind up against your balls like that? Yeah. I'm gonna be holding. Yeah. Oh my god, I'm gonna be a master. Oh my god, fuck. Oh my god, yes. Fuck. Oh god, that felt so good. Oh my god. You wanna watch it a little? Look at that. You're going in and out of my arms, it feels amazing. I know. Oh my god. Oh my god, play with my clit. Play with my clit, yeah. Oh, fuck yes. That feels incredible. Yeah. I wanna go deep on you. Yeah, you like wanna go deep like that. Look at that. Oh. Fuck, fuck, fuck. Oh my god. Thank you. Yeah, yeah. You like having my titties in your face? I love when you fuck me like this. I love it. I love riding you. Oh, fuck. Yes. Oh, fuck. Thank you. I don't want you to come too soon, I want to tease you a little bit. Striking your cock up and down inside my arsehole like that? Oh, fuck yes. Oh, I love when you fuck me back like that. Oh, shit. Oh my god. Oh my god, fuck. Fuck. Oh my god, I love it. Oh my god, I love it so much. Then you grab those ass cheeks like handlebars. You fucking love it. Yeah. Yeah. I wanna watch it again. I wanna see. Oh, fuck. Oh my god, yes. I'm gonna tease just the tip of your cock. Just like that. Yeah. Take you all the way in. Straight the base of your fucking cock. And my ass cheeks against your balls. Oh my god. Who needs leg day when you've got an inspector to ride all your shit? Oh my god. Oh fuck. Oh god I love this. Oh my god, fucking kiss. Give me your hand. I wanna get up in your face again. Give me your hand. Give me these fingers. Give me these fucking fingers. Ah! You made me spitty. Oh my god! I'm going to show you my fucking ass. Yeah. Fuck yes. Give me that coat. Yes. I'm just going to watch that asshole come jiggle up and down on you, dick. Oh my god, that's going to make me cum. Yes, I'm coming. Just like that. Oh my god. Yes. Fuck. Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming. Oh my god. It feels so good back there. I love stroking your cock. Look, I didn't have to say anything. Goddamn. I wanna get you slurped cod, but you can't fucking take it any longer. You wanna cum? Oh my god, I need to sleep. You like that? Spank that fucking ass. Yeah, that's what I'm making. Yes, yes, I love it. Oh, oh, thank god. Thank god. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Yes. You're just sliding in and out like fucking butter. You wanna come all in my mouth soon? You think I'd burn today? That's it. Use my little ice cold to get you on the edge. That's it. That's it, make my ice cold. Thinking about that time? That time? Can you close your eyes, calm your mind, you fat cock? That's what you want. Oh, fuck. Oh, God. Oh, my God. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. Oh, God, you feel so fucking good. Oh, my God, I want that big fat fucking inspector letter coming, I'm so fucking tired. Bye. I could bounce all day, listen to that slap. Slap on my ass cheeks eating those fucking donuts. Oh, God. Just like that. You like to be like that. Probably deserve an A-plus, Brody. Oh, this is sick. Oh, my God. This is sick. Oh, fuck. I wanna feel you. Come over here. Oh, fuck. Oh, my God. You're gonna come over here? Fuck you. Shh. Mmm. Oh my god. Mmm. Drip down your cup. Mmm. Look, I'm making you shake. Mmm. Look at that. I've even got it in my hair. Mmm. Mmmm. Mmm. Holy moly! My name's not Molly. I'll just say it's a typo. Fuck. That was fun.