Deadpool & Friend (With Benefits)

Wax! Oh fuck! Get out of here! What are we doing here? Isn't that what I told you? Oh! There he is! This is the intermeer I was telling you about. Oh, okay. very important very important remember the viewer is always very important he's so he's the anchor being this is why I brought you here this wire in this amazing outfit right here about these yeah maybe take yeah take them off Oh actually now you mention it no way so cuz I know I know he doesn't he doesn't like these but maybe one off one on so we get both people like it you know which you In the middle of the movie bro? Yeah, yeah. So is it... Is it wanks or is it milf? What fucking head do I have? I can't see. These eyes are very decorative. Wanks. Wanks? Can I go do my job now? Yeah, that's fine. I just want to make sure. Alright. So again I asked, why are we here? Yes, so as I said, he's the anchor being. He's very important to this timeline. If anything happens to him, this timeline's gone. And you and I live here. Yeah, so it's very important that we keep him. No, no, no. So, I've been tasked by the TVA to, you know, keep him alive. So, the thing is, you have to have sex with him. Why me? Well, I mean, I would love to. You know, he's a very, very attractive man, just so you know. But I currently have an appointment with someone whose name rhymes with Pulverine. Of course you do. I mean, you know, so. So, unfortunately, it has to be you. Also, I don't look good in Black Lives, which are gone. Yeah, I mean, is that the only way? That's the only way they told me, you know. And I don't like to ask questions, you know. Because, I mean, you know, it is, it's not Disney, it's Mike. So that's kind of how it works here. Okay, that makes sense now. Yeah, so. I mean, he looks so much better in the skirt than I would ever. I wouldn't say that. Oh, you're so silly. But, yeah. Oh, nice and bad of your feet. Yeah, so here, come here real quick. Come in, come in. You just lift up one of your feet and put it towards the camera. Oh, perfect. Here. Oh, you can touch her. That's fine. You're part of this. So, very nice. You a foot guy? Eh, I'm not kidding. Everybody's a foot guy, to some degree. So. Think this will work? I think so, but I think you're going to have to do a lot more seducing than this. I think you might have to, uh... What's our time at? What's our time at, Mr. Director? Uh, 3.30. Damn it, okay, we need more time. Oh, shit. Well, you know what? It's okay. I'm sorry, Ryan. Well, you have to give the performance of a lifetime, okay? Got it. Okay, good. Because, you know, we really need, we really need another one of these. Of course. Look at how shiny these are. Wouldn't you want to have one? Here, hold it, hold it. It's heavy. It's very heavy, right? See? It's natural. Yeah, perfect. You know, so, I mean, you know, it's not as heavy what's in his pants, probably, but, you know. We'll have to see. Yeah, we should see. We should see. but you know I think we have like another minute or so before we can pull it out or anything. Got it. So I'm gonna just put this somewhere for safekeeping. All right so um well how about you just take his pants off? Okay. Yeah take his pants off. I think you won't need this. Yes. I'm just going to... Okay. You'll just be back there? Yes. Okay. Until my large, I'm solid as a... So... Mmm. Wait, so this is the first thing. Okay. I'm just going to... Okay. You'll just be back there? Yes. Okay. Until my large, I'm solid as a... Wait, so this is the clock that I gotta stack to save the world? I mean... Amazing, right? Yeah. It is amazing. Oh god, well I could just watch this all day. I should probably give you guys some privacy. Just gonna go loot around the house. Okay, bye Wade. Thank you, bye. Do a little hook with me next year. It's just me and you now, I guess. Saving the universe shouldn't be too hard if this is all I have to do. Is he still here? Just ignore him. I think he actually might be going through your stuff, but don't worry. He's not going to steal anything. Yes, I am. I didn't hear that. Mmm This Mmm Wow Mmm This Ahhhh... You really do have such a nice cock. You don't say much to you. Guess you don't need to. Not with a cock like this. It kind of just speaks for itself. Sorry, Tommy. That's why it wits. Okay, I think that's enough of that position. You know what you really do is you should stand up, turn around, present your amazing buttocks to him. Okay. Yeah, so see they love seeing your butt in the skirt. They love seeing it just like right above right there and you're just going to go back I'm just gonna sit right on. But let me get out of the way first because they don't like seeing me in there whenever that happens. Yeah, that makes sense. Your cock feels so good. So are you sure you're not a superhero? Cause this cock is super Oh fuck Oh my gosh. Oh fuck. Yeah. Oh my god. That feels so good. Oh my god. Oh, fuck! Oh, yes! Vamos a higherינ hacker emuls over. Oh my god. Wait, what are you- I don't mind. It's okay. It's alright. You just needed this space. Just transitioning to the next, you know, cut in the middle. I'm sorry. next you know cutting everything so I just want to give you the proper oh my god I'm just oh that felt good oh god I feel like a dyno oh here I'll set it up in between you know just whatever sorry about that I'm just gonna get a little more comfortable if you don't mind. Oh my god. Yeah, just like that. Oh my god. Yeah, put it back in. Oh my god. I feel so good. Get even more comfortable. You know what? Hold on. One second. Get this out of your way. Here we go Oh my god, it feels so fucking good. Yeah. Oh my god. Oh fuck. Yeah. You brought me up so good. Oh fuck. Yeah, you like watching my tits bounce. Oh fuck. Oh my god. Oh fuck. Oh my god. Yeah. Oh, fuck. You feel me so good. Oh, fuck. Yeah, just like that. Oh, fuck. Oh, my God. Yes. Oh, my God, right there. Yeah. Oh, fuck. Oh, my God. Oh, fuck. Oh my god. Yeah, you like my tits. Oh my god. Fuck. Yeah. Oh my god. Oh fuck. Yeah, right there. Yeah, that's the spot right there. Yeah. Oh my god. You just like that? Oh fuck. Oh my god. I love taking your cock. Yeah. Oh my god. Oh, my God. Yes. Oh my god. Oh, fuck. It's gonna be fun. if you tasted me. I'm told I taste good. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, just like that. Oh, fuck, that feels so good. You're getting me so wet. Fuck, you keep doing that, you're going to make me cum. Oh, fuck. You really know what you're doing. Oh, fuck, yeah. Oh, my God, just like that. Yeah, just like that. Don't stop. Oh, my God. Oh, fuck. How does it taste? You're doing so good. We're definitely gonna save the world together. Yeah. I want you to come fuck me over here. Oh, fuck. What? Oh, fuck. Oh, my God. Are you nipples sensitive? Mine aren't. What was that? Oh, oh, oh, oh, fuck. Yeah. Oh, my butt. Oh, oh, oh, oh, fuck right there. Yeah. Oh, my God. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God, just like that. Yeah. Oh, fuck. Oh, my God. Yeah. Oh my god. Oh fuck yeah, just like that. Yeah. Oh my god. It feels so good. Oh my god. Oh, that feels so good. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. You filled me up so good. Yeah. um He Yeah, you like that? Oh, butt! Oh, my butt! Oh my god, you fill me up so good. Oh my god. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Yes. Oh. Oh my god. Oh, it feels so good. Yeah. Oh, my God. Oh, my god. Oh, fuck. Oh, my god. Oh, yes. Oh my god. I want you to put that cock in me. Yeah, this position is very important. So this one's this one's the close-up missionary. So it's very important that you look right into their eyes. Got it. They love seeing your eyes. Okay, that's enough of me. I know. I'm getting out of here. Don't worry. I'm on your eyes. Oh, fuck. That feels so good. Oh, my God. Yeah, just like that. Oh my god, you fucked me so good. Oh my god, yeah. Oh my god. That cock fills me up so good. Oh my god. That cock fills me up so fucking good. Yeah. Oh, my God. Yeah, just like that. Oh, fuck. Just like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, my God. It's so fucking deep. Oh, fuck. Fuck. Yeah, you like it nice and slow. Oh my god. Yeah. Oh my god. Fuck. Yeah. Oh my god. It feels so good. Don't stop. Oh fuck. Oh my god. Yeah. Oh fuck. Yeah. Mmm. Oh my god. Yeah. Mmm. Oh my god. Yeah. Mmm. Oh my god. Oh your cock is so fucking good. Yeah. Mmm. Fuck. Oh my god. Mmm, fuck. Oh my god. Oh yeah. Oh my god. Yeah. Oh my god, I want you to keep fucking me. Yeah, I'll just grab my tits. Oh, fuck. Yeah. Oh, they feel so good, huh? Yeah. Oh. Mmm. Yeah, blue my nipples. Yeah. Oh, fuck, you really know how to turn me on. Yeah. Oh, my God. Oh. Oh, fuck, yeah. Oh, my God, just like that. Yeah. Mmm. Oh my god, if you keep fucking like that, you're gonna make me cum. Oh my god. Yeah, don't stop. Oh my god. Yeah. Oh my god, you're fucking me so good. Yeah. Oh, fuck. Oh, my God. You fucked me for hours, huh? Yeah, I don't want you to stop. Oh, fuck. Yeah, yeah. Oh, my God. Oh, fuck. Oh my god, it feels so good. You have no fucking idea how good you're fucking me right now. Yeah. Mmm. Oh, fuck, yeah, just like that, just like that. Oh, fuck. Oh my god, you're gonna beat me, God. Yeah, yeah. Oh my god, it's so fucking deep. Oh my god, I love how my pussy grips your cock. Oh my god. Oh, fuck yeah, just like that. Oh my god. You're doing so fucking good. So fucking good. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh, my God, you're so fucking deep. You fill me up so good. Oh, my God, yeah, just like that. Yeah, just like that. Oh, fuck, yeah. Oh, my God. Oh my god, I could take you all day. Yeah. Oh my god, I love feeling your hands on me. Just like that. Oh my god. Oh, fuck, baby. Yeah. Oh my god. Oh my god, yes. I can't push my legs back just like that. Oh my god. Oh, fuck yes. Oh my god, it feels so fucking good. I like how tired my pussy is. Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck. Oh, my God. Yeah, don't stop. Oh, my God. Yeah, don't fucking stop. Yeah. I want you to keep fucking me just like that. Yeah. Mm. Yeah. Oh my God, it's so fucking wet for you. Oh, fuck. Oh my God. Oh my god, it's so fucking deep like that. Oh my god. Yeah. Like watching my tits bounce. Yeah. Oh fuck. Oh my god, you feel so fucking good. Yeah. Oh my god. Fuck. Oh my god. Oh my god, just like that. Yeah, just... Oh my god, you like it deep like that. Oh, you're so fucking big. Oh my god. Oh my god, yes. Oh my god, your cock fills me up so good Oh my god, yes, yes, yes Yeah, oh fuck You're fucking me so good Oh my god Oh, fuck, your cock is so fucking good. Yeah. Oh, my God, just like that. Just like that, baby. Yeah. Oh, my God. Oh, my God, it feels so fucking good. I don't want you to stop it. Oh, my God. Oh, fuck. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God, I'll sing that. Oh, fuck. Oh, my God. Yeah. Oh, fuck. Oh, you're so fucking big. Your cock feels so fucking good. It's so fucking good. Oh, fuck, yeah. Mmm. Oh, fuck, yeah. Oh, my gosh, like that. It felt so fucking good. It's so fucking big. Yeah. Pulls up my tie pussy so good. Yeah. Mmm. Oh, fuck. Yeah, right there. Oh fuck, yeah right there. Yeah, that's the spot right there. Oh my god. Yeah, just like that. Oh my god. Fucking is so good. Oh my god, your cock must have superpowers. Oh, fuck. Yeah. Oh, my God. I can't get enough of it. Yeah. Oh, my God. Yeah. Oh, my God. Fuck. Yeah. Oh, my God. It's so fucking deep. Yeah. Oh my god. Oh my god, yeah, just like that. Yeah, baby, just like that. Mm-hmm. Oh, fuck. Oh. Mm-hmm. Yeah, yeah. Oh, fuck. Oh my god, baby, I want you to come all over my face. Oh, man, yeah, I want it so bad. Yeah, you're going to come all over my face. Yeah, I want it so bad. Yeah, you're going to give me your big load. Yes, baby. Yeah, I'm gonna put it all over my face. I'm ready for it. Yeah. That was so fucking hot. I'm getting your cum all over my face. You taste good too. Mmm. That was so fucking good. Ah! You did it! You did it? You saved your wanks first. Yes, you did it. Oh yeah. Um... I'm down low from you. Your rune's immersion. Oh, you did it. I'm sorry. I mean... We did it. We did, yeah. I know. I mean, I did most of it, but you know. Yeah, so yeah, do you want to save a few more timelines or something? Oh, I mean, can we get food first? Yeah, you know, I know a great shawarma place. Perfect. Yeah, let's go. Thanks again. Thank you. Just this way. Let's go. Let's go past the lights.