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What are you doing there? You were meant to be a nice reliable plumber fixing that toilet for me.
I don't know what you're doing down there. That's very unhelpful.
Can't you just, you know, fix it? Now, please? I'm going... I'm so desperate. And, you know,
what do you want me to do? Pee my own sink? I'd rather not. I'd rather you did your job
and actually, you know, fix me toilet. You can't fix the toilet from down here, can you?
I don't think you understand how desperate I am.
Oh, come on. What are you lying down there for?
The toilet's not here, is it? Come on, please.
Honestly, you can't find reliable help anywhere, can you?
No, you're just lying on the floor, so I'm absolutely desperate.
I'm going to piss myself.
Oh, do you find that funny?
Do you?
Of course you do.
Well, I bet you wouldn't find it funny if I was just pissing all over you.
I bet how quick you'd get up to do that toilet, wouldn't you?
Oh.
Sorry, you seem to like the idea of me pissing on you.
Hmm, is that why you're taking the piss and not fixing it?
Well I won't. I'm desperate, but I'm not that desperate at all.
Maybe just a little bit desperate, but I won't have to piss all over you.
Well, maybe I am actually.
I'm going to need to have a wee and it's going to go everywhere and it's going to be more
mess for me to clean up.
I desperately need to go.
Oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
Please no, no.
It's just...
See now look what you've made me do.
These shorts definitely weren't the ones to wear today were they?
See, you could have just fixed the toilet and then you wouldn't have been covered in my piss.
But look, look where we are now. Now I've got horrendously wet trousers, shorts, and you are covered in my piss.
See, we could have had this done in a much different way, couldn't we?
But no, you had to be a lazy plumber and now you're going to be covered in piss, aren't you?
Oh, I do hope you don't have another job to go to.
You'll go there stinking like this.
See? Look at all of that right in your face.
Well if you're going to be a lazy plumber just sitting on the floor, you can have that in your face.
I think you quite like that don't you? Having my pissy pussy right up into your face.
Can you smell it? I bet you can, I bet you love the smell of that piss.
all that warm heart pesterably all over you.
I think I might have clocked your secret plan
to be so desperate
that I just piss all over you.
You're going to like that, don't you?
What a dirty, pearly, plumber you are.
Oh look, a nice wet pee person in front of you.
I'm sorry, is that your cock getting good and hard?
All over a pissy pair of shorts, right in your face.
Well I think we could have a little bit more fun with this, can't we?
Seeing as you're clearly in no rush to do the job that you're here for,
I wonder if we could play a different game.
and the game I want to play is tease the pervy plumber
especially
with these nice wet piercey shorts of mine
I love that don't you
having those smelly wet shorts right up into your face
Mmmmm.
Oh, look at you getting so excited.
Mmmmm.
Well, how about we see just how wet I really got.
Mmmmm.
See?
It's so dripping wet.
Mmm, you love the smell don't you?
Well, let's see how wet these little panties are mine now too.
Get good and close.
Mmm.
There we go.
A wet pissy pussy right in your face.
Now if I'm being honest, this is quite a bit of a turn for me.
Sitting right on your face with a pussy that you've just watched piss all over you.
You love that don't you? I reckon that was a secret ploy of yours.
You get me so desperate that I just have to wet myself.
And I think these wet little panties are just going to have to come off aren't they?
but obviously
we'll give you a good sniff with them
I bet you would love to keep
these pissy panties of mine wouldn't you
well we'll have to see
won't we
we'll leave them there
right under so you'll just smell
me and my pussy juices
and that sweet smell of that piss
I mean it's all over you
good luck at your next job
but maybe we can just ease that a little bit more can't we
I reckon seeing as you made me piss in my pants
I think I should make you
come in yours
That only seems fair to me. And I'm sure you won't mind, would you?
I mean, you are on the floor for some kind of reason and not doing your job.
Is it to get good and close to a desperate, wet, pissy pussy, is it?
is it? So close to your face, sit right down to you. Take that tongue out and lick it all
clean for me. This is your fault remember? I wouldn't have had to piss all over you
If you just did your job as a pervy plumber.
But now you can lick that wet pissy pussy.
Oh good and clean for me.
That's it.
I feel so good.
That's it.
Oh, fuck.
You can see that throbbing cocky feels getting so good and hard for me.
But I think we need to do another different position.
So you can definitely get that tongue good and deep in there and clean up all of that
white piss from me.
That's it.
Oh, fuck.
Making my pussy all wet for a different reason.
Oh, fuck, yeah.
Yeah.
Oh.
Mmm.
Oh, fuck yes.
Mmm.
Let's sit right down on that face.
Mmm.
Just right in that face of yours.
Just riding that face of yours and that tongue sliding all over that sweet little opening.
Oh, fuck yes.
Mmmmm.
That's it. Come on.
It may come with that tongue of yours.
Oh fuck. Mmm that's wee pussy. Oh good and wet. Mmm for another naughty reason.
Well, I think it's time to really work on your cognail through those trousers.
I mean, you definitely make a crap plumber.
But you have many different skills with that tongue, don't you?
just like it feels so good to have me stroking your cock up and down through those pants
it's not going to take much now is it for you to come
especially now that you're all covered in my piss
I can smell it all over your face
that's it, come on
come on that's it come for me
oh that's it
can I make your very own wet patch in your trousers soon
oh that's it I can feel you throbbing through them
come on
oh that's it yes
oh look
all of that wet liquid
wow
I think you're definitely going to have to be
fixing that toilet now
unless you're going to be my personal
dirty little piss toilet
are you
and then once you've fixed mine
you are going to have to go to your next job
smelling like piss
and calm like the dirty pervert you are. I might have to phone you for other reasons,
not just plumbing problems, because I think you certainly have a nice piece of pipe in
those trousers that I love to see nice and close.