Blind Date

W N E E X enjoying your meal? want some more water yeah please are you still waiting sir? we'll just give that a minそれ 조금 더 기다릴게 traditionally zeroed out let's see here get you started off with some water you doing good today? well my name's Tarzan, I'm going to be your waiter as you can tell by my name tag I'll get a nice cold water for you write that down for you here buddy go, please don't forget me alright, I didn't even leave that, you never know alright, anything I can get you, you good? hold on, you need some bread right? a little bread? here's some bread here you go, let's go ahead and get this started bro I mean I'm positive she's not staying in here all night don't be bullshit here you go bro, some butter I don't have any butter yeah I don't know how you do it should I have the paper behind me? you guys doing ok? yes thanks enjoying your salad? anything else I can help you with? I don't have any butter hey look, the tar's in it just remember that buddy I don't have any hands I'm a little fresh oh my goodness who could it be? it's hi, it's me you're blind date um, okay you're handsome this is a cute place um, oh right, sorry, I'm Alina nice to meet you thanks it's okay, I'm good for now um, so, I'm gonna get your hands up sorry I'm nervous, I don't like, I don't do things like this ever but um, Kimberly and John said that they think that we'd be compatible so, here we are anything else I can get you? are you, um, I, I'm not sure I'm not sure if I can get you anything but I'm sure I can get you something I'm not sure if I can get you anything but I'm sure I can get you something I'm not sure if I can get you anything um, I'm excited and nervous today, I don't know do I look similar to the photos you've seen? welcome guys and how are you doing? oh good, hello what can I get you guys to eat? oh I didn't even take a chance to look at the menu but um, vegan options would be preferred preferred? prefer to vegan? do you want some chicken in here? do you want some chicken, buddy? do you want salad? yeah, salad would be good cool guys, get that you're not a vegan? you like to eat baby animals? that's nice alright, thank you are we cheering? what is this? I hope nobody drinks I'm so proud of it already cheers to like new friendship and possibilities is that how you do cheers? I'm so sorry, I totally forgot to ask you did you want something else to drink? other than water? I'm so sorry do you have some good candy? a little fancy? you know what, it was your beauty you're just so beautiful, I forgot I'm so sorry please forgive me I'm sorry it's alright you're fine? yeah, I'm fine it happens all the time I'm just kidding, what the heck you chose this place out? I should have checked it out online before deciding to come here it's okay, sorry about that you don't have to leave a message you can just dial and dash where were we? it's fine oh, this table is wobbly too that's annoying can you wobble it a little bit more? it's fine can you not do that? I'm kidding, I'm nervous I get like snappy sometimes I'm really nice, I promise I'm so sorry about that so here's our selection is this good? you guys are celebrating celebrating? I guess you could say that do you want this? yeah, I want that I'm just going to put that right here for you guys if there's anything else you need at all just let me know, okay? thank you I kind of want to find out more about you is that what they do on these things? questions, Q&A yes or no answers kind of thing what do you do? what's your favorite color? turn ons and turn offs do you have children? 5 kids? do you want 5 kids or do you have 5 kids? here you go you don't want this do you? this thing away just want the glasses right it's just so beautiful it's so good that's our waiter's name oh can I use your napkin because I used my kids to table oh I should tuck it into your shirt oh no yeah yeah here you go you're such a beautiful lady thank you it's all good to you oh I can't I should write his name again I had a crazy idea but I probably should just put it online do you need some help with that dude? there you go this has to this is okay if I answer him why don't you read you can tell a lot about a man by the way that he's manners alright stop this is not nice I think we have the same thing but that's okay oh thank you okay not that high like a fish sorry I'm not very sexy oh thank you I should see you though what's on butter and bread can I butter your mucco that's what they say oh I don't like do you like the crust of the bread I don't like the crust of the bread okay watch a second of the video in the commercials oops do you want some pepper and salt on that no it's going to clog your arteries I probably shouldn't if I was a good girlfriend or wife or whatever I wouldn't be giving this to you you guys need some more bread we do okay nothing else is he weaker like I'm honestly what the hell do you like this is the place that you go oh I know I was going to write something else but I wouldn't be a lady right now what's the name of it you need to take a little bite of it you don't like it are you allergic oh my god I'm sorry I didn't ask don't bite if you want to it's right there if you want some no I'm sorry um about me I don't know do you want to know about me well I work at the local pet shelter down the street from here actually and I have a dog he's my best friend and then I I'm single it's kind of hard to date nowadays because we work so many hours and I just need the time and it takes a lot of you trying to um like find the right person I've kind of just given up hope but um I think it's a brilliant job of being persistent on I kept talking about you I know quite a lot about you you'd be surprised I still like chicken and potatoes yeah I forgot that's good stuff is that your front hair? I don't know I'm waiting for you to take it off maybe later and um oh she's so cute this is all I'm so loud really loud I like quiet places do you want more bread? I can't keep you guys from more bread this is still good see that bread's good yeah that's good bread I'm a little bit on this I'll take that do you want my chicken? I'm a chef did you notice the sign? sorry, it's just been so long it's been so long and um I don't know it's up too forward look at that there you go nice guys there's your meal can I get that in a box for afterwards? oh, no don't touch that she wants it in a box I'm sorry I'm sorry for her go ahead, tell me how you enjoy the smell fire she's such a my type of time wonderful, wonderful thank you for being here excuse me, waiter, can I get another triple shot of vodka thank you you're not getting a tip by the way what did you just do? I just wanted to make sure that I was sleeping what are you talking about? I'm just watching you it's getting hot in here I'm sorry I was just sleeping now I first thought that she was going to ask you something I was in the shed I was just watching you this is lovely you didn't take any pills I'm just worried about that no one wants to do that anyway okay I'll write that okay so I have a puppy and I work at the pet human society adoption shelter place my turn off is turn off I like humor sweet guy, funny guy I don't really care about medical looks I'm a little chubby just those guys are the sweeter ones anyways cause like if you're not a good coffee, you should drag your own like I'm hot and macho bellissima, oh they were right hello, sorry I'm the chef oh hello make sure your meal is good you're good with the meal huh? oh you don't like the bread it's ok cause you got a beautiful girl here right? oh bellissima thank you thank you very much watch it, see how the pasta slides down your throat you need to loosen up a little bit but I'm vegan so I can't have it go down my throat what is with you my friend? it's ok it's fine, it's the chef yes yes I'm just trying to show her how to eat this properly, is that ok? I did the same thing to her right? madame? yes something like that very good, thank you very much I tell you what, dessert is on me tonight ok? is there a vegan option? what is this vegan? animal products like dairy meat and cheese for example maybe we could put like a little salt and pepper sandwich together for you that vegan? the bread is not vegan ok we see what we got thank you, it's very beautiful one more time one more time, ok you want one too? ok good is it good now? we got people waiting yeah we're good we'll go thank you very much and try to come back soon alright son he knew that I woke up at the crack of dawn and had the yeast and the grazing and people had sweat and blood and other bodily fluids in here have you seen his facial hair? it's probably in the food too he has to wear a net on it and his arms are so long too what the heck I'm just kidding it's ok oh is there a little hair? it's not a speck he's looking at it like a genius he's a genius can you find some more? this is not going as planned delicioso I wonder what this would be is this going to stick on butter? you don't eat much of your food does it make you lose your appetite? oh dear I mean I was trying not to be a saint it was really good honestly I would need some change you need some change? you enjoyed the milk right? of course you did I had a five minute cut you need change? I just cut a lot of milk so I'm just going to keep that that's a tangle? ok I enjoyed your stay here and your milk you can take that to go you can keep that actually you know what? no we don't have change well you can tell them to go on to Yelp yes please go on to that Yelp thing is it Yelp? and please give us a good rating especially you and I we do give you some I'm going to leave that one I'm sorry to interrupt you I mean are you are you sexually active in your life right now? are you experimenting with your orientation? are you clean? I don't know I can't hear you guys are out of water I'm so sorry about those last guests it's actually quiet now yeah it's so cold you're so pretty I'll just take a selfie real quick that's fine, thank you I'm not here the customer service is so good I'm so sorry listen I can't eat this and I think you're full already and I don't think dessert is going to happen I don't know if this is too straightforward but I did get a hotel room I thought we could just watch a movie and drink some champagne there and I have plenty of snacks and friends over here so I'm going to use no pressure we have things to do after this but I don't know we can hang out if you're busy after a nap I really like your book you could well, I can't read the book I'm sorry girl we can hang out after this I'm so sorry not again this is the second check you've taken I've got another one I'll work on getting the girls home it's this hand ok, that's me you're going to sleep I'm going to clean your ears so you guys are done eating right? you guys are done? I left the water here? how rude of me so before you sign the check and everything I just need to get your number just for survey purposes sir are you ok? you're just out of it I was going to leave what was that website you said to leave the reviews on? yelp? was it yelp.com or some shit like that? yeah I'll just utilize that no number? alright buddy you guys have a great evening I can suck on your pain doctor I'm just kidding don't it's not like it's bad so you're ok with hanging out with me afterwards? right now? I'm so sorry I'm trying to get the bread here a lot of bread you guys don't have to leave I promise it's fine we're good I promise I'm just I'm finding the bread I got it you don't have to leave no thank you I hope I didn't ruin your day I I mean I said I'm a little hungry oh god are you coming come on we can go let's get out of here quick I know it's not the fanciest room but I didn't know if anything was actually going to happen so I didn't want to invest in a crazy extravagant room here it is I don't know I guess it's my shoe I promise your shirt's off already this face you can hold my hand it's okay I know it's okay I can't wait I'm so excited just let me just be in the moment for a second what's really happening god you're getting an erection that's nice what are you doing are you flexing that my bad is that okay to do that I feel so warm go on, slide keep doing Thai by dress right here turn, touch breathe in breathe out breathe in breathe out inhale exhale inhale exhale you can stroke yourself that is cute underwear that I wore today for you okay oh, I'm getting wet take it off, take it off, take it off or don't, you can take your time sorry can I see what's in your shirt? it's okay just look at me stop being weird did you imagine our blind date ending up like this? oh my god, you're so relaxing you're so cute I need you so bad Hold on, I have coconut milk. I'm gonna do this. I just want to massage your scalp a bit. Good. Is that okay? Just relax. Good, good, good. Good. Very nice. And long. And thick. Imagining that going inside of me. And... Are you sensitive on the head like that? Very nice. Okay. I want you inside of me. Penetrating me. I'm pushing all my insides. I'm carving through cognitively. I'm carving through. Oh my god. You're so healthy and strong. I think I'm ready for you now. I'm so happy. It's been so long I haven't woken up. I don't know. God. Okay. More. Please. More. Oh my God. Oh God. Oh my God. Oh fuck. Oh my God. Oh my... Oh my God. Oh my God, you're so cute. Is that okay? God, it's so good. I'm so excited. Mm-hmm. Wow. Okay. Mm-hmm. Oh, it's so hard. Mm-hmm. Deeper, deeper, deeper. Mm-hmm. Oh, mm-hmm. Oh, my God. Oh, fuck! Oh, sorry. Did I just hurt already? Can I do it? I'm gonna, I'm gonna just... Like this. Sorry. I just need... My nipples. Oh, I thought... Oh, that's so deep. Oh my god, I can feel your cock. Right there. Right there. Oh, fuck. I can't believe I'm gonna cum. I can't believe I'm gonna... Oh, fuck! More, more, more, more, more, more, more. Stop, stop. Oh, fuck, oh my god. What the heck? What is that? Okay. Okay. Please help me. Please help me. Oh, fuck, oh my god. More, more, more, more. I can't believe it. Thank you. Oh my God, what? Oh my God. So much- so much to take- so much to take- Compared to,約 It's- This is so good. Mm-hmm. There you go. That's really good. That feels good for you. That feels good. Mm-hmm. Oh, you're so tiny. Mm-hmm. Oh, my God! Mm-hmm. In and out. You just slide right back in. Is my pussy that gaped? Go, go, go, go. More, more, more. Mm, just... Oh, my God. Almost! Ah, ah, ah, ah. I'm crazy. Ah, this is like the best plane date ever. I'm so glad I met you. My friends are right. You're awesome. You're so good. I don't want you. I hate this. I knew I was going to love your coffee when we were at the restaurant. You seem like you have a penis. I know, right? Ready? I'm going to measure that slowly. Oh, you're not feeling good. It's like massaging my head. There it is. Right in my arm. That is like... ...from...oh...oh... Uh! Oh my God! Uh...uh...uh... Oh baby. Oh my God. It's gonna be okay. No! Just keep going, keep going, keep going. Keep going. Um! Oh fuck! Oh my God! Oh no! It feels so good. It feels so fucking good. Oh my God. Okay. Whoa! Watch your cock go in there like that. You're unbelievable. Fuck, I knew this was so bad. Don't take it out. Oh my god. Oh my god. Please more. Please more. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. Oh my god. My toes are cramping. That's good. That's fine. I'm good. Yeah. I feel so good. Oh my god. Fuck. Oh my god. Unbelievable. Oh my god. I've... I've never... I've never been fucked like this. What the hell? You're... What are you doing to me? I'm just gonna be addicted to your cock. That's so... Oh my god. Okay. I need more. More. More. More. Like this. Oh my god. Wait. Wait. Wait. Okay. Just go right into it. Okay? Oh, fuck. It's coming. Oh, it's fucking coming. It's coming. My pussy's burning. Fuck. It's a straight spot. It's... Fuck, help me God! Oh fuck, oh fuck! Hold on, hold on. Sorry. I'm like... Just... I didn't ask you for my pussy either. I... Push inside of me. Oh, you grab me like that. Just plunge into me like that. Oh, that's so much to take. You see? Oh my god, it feels so fucking good. It feels so fucking good. Oh my god. Here, let me get inside. Just like that. Oh, what is this? Oh, shit. Oh, fuck. Here you go. It's a big baby, and it's a good one. Oh, my God. Oh, you make me come too much. I didn't know it was that. That's so deep. That's so deep. Are you flexing your coccyx? Woah. Hold on, let me make you feel good. Let me make you feel good. Oh my god. I'm supposed to suck your cock like that? Every interview? Please, stop talking about me. Please, let me make you feel good. I'm gonna be real quick. You're so... I'm gonna be so... Oh my god! I'm gonna cum. Good. Holy fuck. I should go again. You're so fucking sexy. Stop treating me like that. Fuck. Fuck. Oh my god. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Sorry. I'm gonna miss work. Yeah, watch. Oh my god. I'm gonna miss work so much. Do you want to taste my sweater? I'm gonna taste it. Are you gonna taste it? Oh my god. Very good. So good. Oh my god. So good. Oh god, you're so good. I'm so caved for you. Oh my god. Taste it. There you go. And... And with this here... And... There. That's good. That's okay. Gentle. Mm-hmm. Up and down. And you can lift my ass up too if you want. Oh, fuck. Um. Up and down. Suck on it. Suck on my pussy. Fuck. God, your tongue is so good. Oh, I'm so excited. Put it in my pussy. Tongue, fuck my pussy, please. Oh, so good. It's good. Keep talking, fucking hear me? Just like that, just like that. That's fine. That tastes good. I can't even squirt. Just like that, baby. That was gentle. A little flex for your tongue right there. Oh, you make me come so hard. You make me come so hard. Oh, babe. Strike your dick. I wish I got hard. Then get on this bed. So I can suck you and fuck you more, please. I want it more. Just gonna where just سنّ building my new bedroom traditionally my new bedroom Do you remember your first time here? But your bed is awful! I can't wait to have a second look at my knee. Oh, it's just like that. So good. There you go. Come on. That is so good. I didn't get that good. Oh, fuck! Um, um Fuck. Take me asshole. Fuck! That's good. So just be busy like that. Fine. Um. Oh my god! What's so good, asshole? I love you guys so much. I wonder if our friends knew that we were gonna be fucking like this at the end of the night. Crazy. Come on. You're so cute at the restaurant. Innocent and sweet. I know. But now look at you fondling me. But here. I'm putting your finger up my asshole like that. Like my ass. You like that? So warm. Oh, you're so warm. I'm going to... Okay. Oh, fuck. Is that your cock? Are you going to re-injure me? Um, what's this spot? Oh my god, what's this spot? I'm gonna cum, I'm gonna cum. Keep doing that. I'm gonna cum. Fuck, it's coming! Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god. I guess I missed the quarter. Oh my god. Oh fuck. I didn't know you liked assholes so much too. I was gonna maybe next time. You guys fuck with my ass too. Oh my god. Oh, I have fingers in my ass. Oh, I have your cockers in my ass. Oh my balls. Oh my fucking balls. I know. I feel so fucking... I feel so fucking... Oh, huh? Oh, I have your... I have your... Fuck, fuck, fuck. Oh, fuck, oh, fuck, oh, fuck. That's so much. Oh, that's so much. I can't do this. It's so good. Fuck! I can't. I don't know what I'm doing. I don't know. There you go. Oh, fuck! I hate when you're gone. Every little sensation I feel is slowly melting away. Oh, God. All around the side of me. All around my back. Oh, God. Fuck! Oh, wow. I hit my hand on something. I've never hurt anyone this much before. You're amazing. Oh, God. I want you to come too. You've been making me come so much. But now I want you to come. I want you to come. I need you to come. Feed me. Come. Here, come. Give it to me. Baby, would you come inside of me? Please, can you come inside of me? I want to feel it. I want to feel you wrapped inside my pussy. I want to feel you coming. I'll let that be true. You're all I've got. Spurs. Do you know what would've come for me? Okay. I want you to feel me. I want you to feel my pussy. Okay. I'm sorry. Chillin'? okay Chillin'? говорят о посантинном о, Черви холод. холод захватся оооо да я укр fall цвета именно на втором... о а. хорошо хотел холод х Kang Kang Д Alright холод HOly Да раз холод хо-ха хо- Х OH OH MY GOD о о мой гда о о о o о о о o о о о o о о о o о о о o о о о o о og орг org kat Thanks so much. that the best dessert. Definitely couldn't get that at the restaurant. Um. Maybe it wasn't a vegan dessert though. So much. You have no idea how long it's been. I need you. I was going to originally just fuck you and never talk to you again, kind of get what I needed and wanted, but there's no way I could pass up a dick like that. Just the way you fucked me. I need, I'm going to need it again and again and again and again. I just hope you're okay with that. We have to leave him all night so maybe we can touch him more gently. I wonder how they knew that we were getting along well. That's kind of cool. I'm glad they set us up together. I'm going to get obsessed with you now. Just one thing. Next time you go out on a date, I'm going to pick the restaurant, okay? Babe, I saw this cute little ice cream parlor down the road a little bit. If you have energy still, can we go get some ice cream? Like if you get dressed quick and we get a little snack. And then come back here and have some more fun. If we can do that, I'm really craving some ice cream right now. I need sugar, I need sweet ice cream, and then I need sex again. Does that sound good? Can we please do that? Please? I want ice cream.