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Hi, Avery, nice to meet you.
So today I'm going to be showing you this property.
Thank you for coming by.
It's really nice outside, so I'm glad we're going to start out here.
So let's begin.
This is the backyard.
It's really great for entertaining.
Backyard.
This is a ping pong table, a beer pong table.
And I think this comes with the house as well, so fun stuff for you.
This is the backyard because I know you told me you wanted a place to entertain, a space outside.
Perfect.
Nice shade over here.
Come along this way and I'll take you on the inside.
Oh my god, seriously?
After I just saw you looking.
Alright, fuck this. Let's go check out the paperwork.
Come on.
Have a seat.
Okay.
Here's the paperwork.
Check this out, and let me know when you're done reading.
The paperwork's right here.
I don't think you're paying attention to this or the house at all.
Here you go.
Here.
Are you even interested in this house or are you just wasting my time?
Listen.
I know why you're here.
I get it.
You're an attractive man, I'm an attractive woman,
and you just want to fuck me.
That's fine.
I don't need this.
You don't need to say this.
Let's just...
Let's just fuck.
If you're not interested in buying this house,
you might as well just fuck me in it.
So, I've showed you mine, and I think it's time to show me yours.
Oh my god, you were just walking around with that boner?
This whole time?
I can definitely help you with that.
Oh my god, your cock is so huge.
Thanks for coming to my open house.
We've been friends for 2 and a half years now.
Well it is time to get to know each other
could I sit down here?
It is hot
I want to feel you inside of me
and see if you fuck as good as you look
Fucking Bones
Your cock is so perfect
Uh huh
Your body is so hot
You're so fucking fit
I never should have a house like this before
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You're right there
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You're so hot
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I'm gonna write you now, you've had your turn
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Right
I
Could really get used to this