American Pie

Hi, sweetheart. Thank you for coming. I'm so glad you could come. I really need somebody to help me with these pies to figure out which one's better. Um, I'm so glad your mom let you come because I wasn't really sure if she was gonna let me, um, just use you for the afternoon, you know what I mean? Um, by the way, what do you think about this outfit? It's for a fair, like it's family oriented, but I just really feel like I just want to impress the judges, you know what I mean? Cool, that's what I was thinking. Yeah. Anyways, you heard that I'm like newly divorced, right? I don't know if your mom told you she's not really big on gossiping. But I just, you know, it just wasn't working out and so... Anyways, so just to explain why I needed you for this afternoon. So... Let's see, they're both really hot. You've really grown! Wow, I just remember when you were like a toddler. When did you become a young man? Wow. Anyways, it's just so weird to see you guys grow up. So, I'll give you this one first. It's boysenberry and I hope you love it. You look like you used to be a really good piece. So give me your honest opinion. I want to know exactly what you think about this one, okay? Here you go. What do you think? What do you think? It's a little too citrusy, huh? Crap. I really want to win. It's like the only thing I've done right since we were fours. Okay, but let's try this one. This one's apple. It's much more basic, and I think you'll really enjoy it. It's a lot less messy, too. Just grab it with your hand. Good? You like it? Mmm, yes! Awesome. Um, yeah, I definitely think this is the one I'm going to bring also, right? Are we in agreement on this one? Oh wait, wait, wait. So I'm already sold on this one, but I just want you to try one more. You don't mind, do you? This one is a maple pie. Because apple is pretty, like, boring, right? Like, who doesn't do apple? Okay. And then I promise you can leave if you want to. Take that. That one's like more surprising, right? It's like not a fruit. It's not unexpected. You really don't think that any of these could be the winner? You're very honest. I really think the maple one could maybe do it. You know, like, if I just really like sell it to the judges, like just really just express how much I love this pie and just how much fun I had making it, I think they could really go for it. You got it so big. It's impressive. I wouldn't really paint to lose this pie contest. What do you think if I fed it to one of the judges like this? What if I just promoted it as a little bit of an aphrodisiac? Oh, don't be shy. You look a little nervous. It's not like I'm going to tell your mother. Besides, we're all adults here. Aren't we? I think I could definitely win if I presented it in this manner. I think it's delicious. Oops. Why do you look so surprised? It's like you hadn't noticed I had really big titties. I've seen you looking at them. I've even heard you making fun of them when you were little and you pretended like you didn't like big boobs. I'll show them both to you since I know they've been an object of your desire for a while. Do you want to touch them? Come on. Yeah. They're nice, right? Alright. Try my big tits. Your hands are so warm. Like you've been outside doing all sorts of young manly things. You know I've kind of always wanted to kiss you. I just never did anything about it because I was married. What do you think? Okay. You know, um, I actually have some time before the fair. I have one more pie I would like you to try, if you don't mind. Here you go, Stacy. This is the pie I really wanted you to try. It's got a much different texture than the other ones. But it's very sweet. What do you think? You want to eat it already, don't you? You want to devour this pie? Devour my pie, Stacy? Mmm... You know, I'm afraid that if I rub my pie all over your face, I'm going to get you all messy with my pie's juices. Oh, yes. Yes, slobber all over that pie, sexy. Come on. Much needed attention this pie. Mmm... Oh, wait. Yes. Don't forget anything. Yeah. Oh, yeah, I like that slobber all over there. This is the pie you're thinking of, isn't it? You know it is. This is the one you wanted the whole time. Mmm, yes. Oh, gosh. Do you think this pie would win the contest? If I let all the judges try this one. Oh, yes. Oh... Oh, yes, please don't stop. Oh... Mmm... Oh, you're so good at that. Oh, my God, it's amazing how good you are at that. Mmm... Oh, yeah, you want more, don't you? Yeah, take the whole thing. Oh... Mmm, yes. Oh, God. Oh... Mmm... Oh, yeah. Mmm, yep, stick your tongue out. Yeah. Oh, yes. Yeah. Rub your face in that. Come on, rub your fucking face in that. Get a filthy house. Show me how badly you want this pot. Yeah, come on. Oh, yes. Oh... Oh, yes. That's a meaty pussy, isn't it? Yeah, just slurp it all up. Spit on it and slurp it all up. Yeah, get messy with your food. Mm-hmm. Mmm... Oh... Oh, fuck, yes. Oh, my God, yes. Oh, God, just lick that. Oh, my God, if you keep doing that, you're gonna make me cum. Oh, my God. Oh... Mmm... Oh, God, yeah. Yeah, lick that, too. Lick that for me before you make me cum. Oh, my God, yes. Oh, back to the pussy. Yeah, yeah. Oh, my God, so fucking good. Oh, my God, yes. Oh, fuck, don't stop. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, I'm cumming. Oh... Oh, yes. Oh, fuck. Oh, my God. Oh, wow, I'm incredible at that. Oh... Oh, my God, please tell me your coffee's nice and hard. Oh, you know that's what I want next. Oh, whip it out for me. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I want you to stuff my pie with that cock of yours. Yeah, you've never fucked a pie before. I want you to fuck my pie, baby. Oh, oh, and stuff that duck inside my pie, please. Oh, God, please. Yes, oh, yes. You can't escape. You can't escape my pie. Oh, God, yes. Get that dick hard for me. Get it ready to put inside me. Oh, God, yes. Oh, yes. Oh, come up here, big boy. Get in this pie. Oh, come here. Oh, my God, yes. There's that big old cock I wanted. Yes, oh, you're so hard. Now put it in there. Oh, my God. Oh, my God, you're so big. Oh, my God. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck you. Oh, yeah, go ahead. Yeah, go for it. Fuck, oh, my God. Oh, fuck, yes. Yes, yes. I know so bad about your fucking pie. Yes, oh, my God, yes. Oh, my God. Keep going, keep going. Keep bursting that pie. It's so good. Oh, God, it's so good. Oh, my God, it's so good. You like that pie. You like that pie, don't you? Mm, yes. Yes, yes, yes. It's so good. Oh, my God, yes. Oh, my God. Oh, fuck, I'm gonna be on Facebook. Give me that again, just a second. Oh, oh, oh, yes. Oh, God, it's so deep inside me. It's so deep inside me. Oh, God, it's so warm. Oh, oh, oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck, yes. Yeah, make me sore. I want you to make me sore. It makes me sore. I'm swollen. Oh, oh, oh, yes, yes, yes, yes. Use that pie. I'm gonna have fun with it. Oh, my God. Oh, fuck. Oh, oh, it's so good. Oh, God, it's so good. Oh, that big dick. Oh, fuck. Oh, let me fuck you. Let the pie fuck you. Mm-hmm. Oh, yes, yes, yes. Mm, yes. Mm, yes, stay right there. Stay there. Mm, yeah, yeah. Oh, yes. Mm-hmm. Ah, oh, fuck. Oh, God. Oh, yes. Oh, gosh. Oh, God, yes. I'm right here. Oh, God, yes. Oh, my God. Oh, God, it's so fucking good. Oh, it's so fucking good. Oh, God, that's such a good day. Oh, God, it's such a good day. Oh, God, I'm gonna fuck all the young boys in this neighborhood. I'm gonna do it. Yes, yes. Oh, God. Oh, God, let me come. Let me come in. Oh, my God. Oh, shit. Oh, God, yes, yes. Yes, yes. Oh, yes. Keep fighting. Oh, fuck, yes. Oh, fuck, oh, my God. Oh, I can't take it. It's so good. Oh, God, yes. Yes, show me what you got. Oh, yes. Fuck, yes. Yes, I found it. Yes, I found all your mushrooms. Oh, fuck, yes. Fuck, yes. Oh, God. Oh, God, yes. Oh, God. Yes, yes, yes. Oh, God. Yes, yes, yes. Oh, God. Yes, yes, yes. Please don't stop. I'm coming. Oh, my God, I'm coming. Oh, fuck. So good. Oh, my God. Oh, Jesus. Oh, God. He has a big, big pleasure. Oh, God, yes. He wants you to have a pie. Yeah. Oh, God. Oh, yeah. Oh, you're filling up so good. Oh, you're stuffing so good. Yeah, keep stuffing. Oh, God. Oh, what does it taste like? Oh, yes. I'm going to go to bed. Thanks for coming. Good night. Oh, God. Oh, my God. It's so good. I should have known. Oh, my God. Oh, God. I'm gonna need this big cup to bend me over. I need it so bad. I need it so bad. Is it for divorce? Oh god, you don't know. Oh, oh, oh. Yes, get it out of me. Yes. Mm-hmm. Mm. Oh my god. Oh god, yes, yes. Get it out of your system. Get it out of your system. Come on, yes. Oh, you fucking moose body friends. Get it out of your fucking system, please. Oh, oh, yes. Just like that. Just like that. Come on. Oh, oh, oh. Mm, so good. Oh, so good. Oh, yes. Oh, oh, oh. Oh, good. Please don't stop. Please don't stop. Oh, yes. Oh, fuck, yes. Oh, yes. Yes, you move like that. Yes, you move like that when you're fucking like that. Oh, oh, oh. Mm, yes. Oh, oh. Oh, shit. You sit right there. Mm, mm, mm, yeah. Oh, mm, yeah. Mm, oh, good. Oh, yes. Oh, do you like, like my back? Mm, mm, oh, yes. Oh, mm, mm, oh, fuck, yes. Uh-huh. Oh, mm, yes. Mm, yes, okay. Oh, oh, good. Mm, mm, mm, oh, oh, fuck, yes. Uh-huh. Oh, yes, so fancy. Step high for me. Step high for me, like you and me. Yes, step it with your knee on me. Oh, my God. Oh, God. Oh, fuck. Mm, mm, mm, oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Uh-huh. Oh, fuck. Oh, yes. Oh, so good. Oh, fuck, yes, yes. Oh, fuck, yes, yes, yes. Oh, shit, yes. It's so good. Yeah. Let me taste it a little more. Oh, I love the way my own pie tastes. It's delicious. Delicious. It's delicious. Delicious. Oh yes. So good. Oh yes. Please. Fuck. So good. It's so good. Keep fucking me. Just some back. Please keep fucking me. Oh God, it's so good. Fuck. You're gonna make me cry. Please don't stop. Oh my God, yes. Fuck. Fuck, yes. Fuck. Yes, God. Oh, God. Oh, no. Why don't you come lay up? Lay down on my counter. Oh, God. Never had a youngster on my kitchen counter before. What a delight. You're so delectable, you sexy young thing. I like to get messy in my kitchen. I hope that's OK with you. You ready? Oh, God. Oh, yes. Oh, God, that's exactly what I need. Oh, yes. Oh, fuck, yes. Oh, God, yes. Touch my big breasts. Touch my big tits, please. Ooh, you know you want to. Oh, God, that's so fucking great. That cream. Things getting creamy. Oh, God, yes. Oh, yes. Oh, there's a spot right there. Oh, God, yes. Oh, my God. Oh, God, it's so fucking good. Yes, yes, yes. Yeah. Oh, God. Oh, yes. Oh, it tastes so good. Yeah. But you want these big chugs in your fucking face, don't you? These big old melons in your face. Yeah. Yes, yes, yes. Oh, yes. Oh, oh. MSM. Yeah. Oh, heck my back. MSM, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Ah, so good. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Fuck, yes. Oh, God, that's so good. Oh, yes. Oh, yes, that's so fucking good. Ah, yes. Oh, fuck, yeah. I need to take a... Mm, yes. Yes, my God. Oh, God. Oh, fuck, yes. Oh, my God, that's so good. Mm, yes. Mm, mm, mm. I'm gonna get my clothes in. Yeah. Oh, God. Uh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, fuck. Yeah. Oh, yes. Oh, fuck you. Yeah, you like that? Oh, my God, it's so good. Oh, God, it's so good. Yeah. Mm, oo, oo, oo, oo, oo. Yeah. What next? Shit. Mm, oh. Oh, fuck. Oh, yeah. God. Ow, fuck. I wanna fucking put it back in my pussy. Oh, God. I want you to feel my pussy quiver one more time. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Fuck yeah. Oh, yeah. So is this what you thought you'd be getting today? Oh, yeah. You didn't think your pie would be devouring you, did you? Oh, fuck yeah. Oh, yes. Yeah. Mm-hmm. I'm ready for more pussy. Mm-hmm. Let's see if you need some help. Yeah. Ah, ah. Oh fuck. Oh yeah. Yeah. Oh my God, Julia. Oh yes. Oh fuck yes. Ah, ah. Oh fuck. Ooh yes. Don't you? Isn't it so much better? Mm mm mm mm. Is it what you want? Mm yeah. Oh yes. Oh my God. I want to cum on this dick. Oh yeah, you want me to cum on this fucking dick? Yeah. Oh God, yes. Oh my God. Oh God. Oh my God. Oh God, you're gonna be taking so good. Oh Fuck yes. Oh fuck. Oh my God. Oh my, oh my God. Do you see it? Oh yeah. Oh fuck. Oh my God. Can I cum on this fucking dick? Oh my God yeah. Good boy. Now I need the final ingredient from you for my pie. You're going to give me some, OK? Some special ingredient. Very important sauce. You're going to give me some special cream to top off my pie. I think we should go with this one. Oh, my God. You guys, I got some special great news. Yes, please. Please, please, please. Please, yes, please. Oh, my God, yes. Oh, fuck yes. Please, please. I'm gonna put some cream on you. Oh, yes. That's a good boy. OK. I'm gonna put some cream on you. Oh, yes. That's a good boy. Wow. So good. Can I have a taste? I think that'll be the winning pie. For sure. I think this is definitely going to be the one for the fair. I just need to fix the crust on top and maybe spread that on a special cream around. Thanks. Anyways, be sure to tell your mom how helpful you were. And I'll see you next week. I actually have this cupcake recipe. I really want to try it. So you have the perfect job. It's been so long since I've had good deck and you just had it ready to give it all to me. Well, I guess I better get going and shower up if I'm going to make it to this fair. But I really think I have a little pie, though, of things to do. Anyways, well, you can do whatever you want, fix yourself a sandwich, don't leave anything behind. Bye!