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Hi, sir.
So first of all, I just want to introduce myself.
I'm Kali Caliente, and I want to say thank you so much for hiring me as your sexy barista.
I'm going to teach you how to make the best coffee.
I have some Colombian brew here.
It smells amazing.
Would you like to smell it?
Mmm.
Yeah, you like that aroma, don't you?
So tell me, how do you like your coffee?
Black?
Yeah?
I prefer mine with a little cream, a little sugar.
But we can start out with a simple cup.
Do you want small?
Do you want a large?
Do you want espresso styled?
Tell me what you want.
You don't know?
Well, I like everything big, so let's go with a really big cup of coffee, okay?
So you want to start out by opening the lid and taking a few scoops and putting it inside
the French presser, okay?
And how you work this is you bring this up and you're going to go ahead and put five,
is it five?
Yeah, you're going to put five scoops, so here you go.
So we're going to need about five scoops.
You're going to put it inside of the French presser and just go ahead and do that.
That's one.
Two.
Oh, you're good at that.
Three.
Four.
And five.
Good job.
I'll take that from you.
You want to make sure that you keep your coffee covered up because you want to keep it fresh, okay?
So make sure you cover your coffee and close it back up, put it off to the side,
and then you're going to get some really hot water and you're going to put it inside of the French press, okay?
So I'll be right back. I'm going to go grab some hot water.
So while we wait for that, how do you like your coffee again?
You said black.
Yeah? Well, I personally prefer a little creamer.
And I have like dry cream here. And they have all kinds of creams.
They have, you know, you can use vanilla cream, you can use oat milk, you can use almond milk.
But you want to know what my favorite is?
It's nut milk. Have you ever heard of nut milk?
So you mean to tell me that you don't know what nut milk is?
Hmm, that's cute. Well, I definitely can explain to you how it works.
You want to know?
Well, first, you have to find a nut tree.
And preferably, you have to find one that is nice and full and warm so you can extract it.
Would you like to see how it's done?
Once you find the nut tree, you just kind of have to stroke it a little bit and tease it a little bit.
You know, kind of get the juices flowing from the root of the tree.
And then you have to get it kind of like, ripe is the word.
You want the nuts to be nice and ripe before you extract the nut from the tree.
It's very important.
Would you mind helping me, maybe?
I think.
Oh, oh, oh.
There you go.
Here you go.
There we go.
Oh.
They're so cute.
There you go.
Thank you.
Isn't that better?
I don't think I'm going to have a hard time extracting the nut out of this tree.
They seem nice and firm and full.
Oh.
Thank you.
I'm really surprised you've never heard of nut milk before.
It requires a lot of um...
What's the word that I'm looking for?
Milking.
Would you...
like me to...
milk you?
I mean for the coffee, of course.
Yeah?
Okay.
I think if I get a little bit more comfortable,
it'd be easier to do the milking.
Yeah, much easier.
I really like to wait until the nuts are nice and full and firm,
and then I'm able to extract all of that nut juice right out into the coffee cup.
It's so creamy, and it tastes so good,
and it just foams the top of the coffee.
It is the best way to make a cup of coffee.
I promise you won't be disappointed.
Yeah, I really do prefer the wetter creamers, you know?
I think I want to check and make sure that those nuts are nice and full.
What do you think?
Do you think they're full?
Do you think that it's ready to be extracted for the cup of coffee?
Let's see.
Yeah, they're nice and full.
And they're warm.
I love it when they're nice and warm.
It adds flavor.
I think I should try to get this nut tree out of its shell.
What do you think?
Do you want to see if I can do it?
Do you want to see if it's ready to be milked?
Let's see.
Oh, I think it's ready to be extracted.
They feel...
The tree, I mean. The roots.
They feel warm and solid.
I wonder. There's only one way to find out.
Can I... Can I see?
Oh, mm-hmm.
Yeah, it looks nice and ripe and ready.
Mm.
Oh.
Mm.
So, nut extracting actually requires a lot of stroking.
And spitting.
Mm.
Mm. A little tugging on the balls.
Usually helps.
You know, stroking like this usually helps, too.
Mm.
But you know what really helps with milking?
The throat really helps.
Just like shoving it right down in the back of your throat.
Just like extracts all the nut from the inside of the ball sack.
Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm.
Mm. Mm. Mm.
Ah.
Oh!
Mm!
Mm.
Ah!
I'm getting it nice and wet definitely helps with extracting the nut.
Mm.
I'm just poking on the tip.
Mm.
Can you tell I've been extracting nut for a long time?
Would you say that I'm a good priestess?
Mm.
And you haven't even had my coffee yet.
Mm.
I'm really sucking on that nut sack.
It really helps, too.
Mm.
Ah.
Ah!
Mm.
Ah.
Mm.
Ah.
Sometimes making a mess is required, but it's always worth it.
I'm telling you, the more cream and foam, the better.
I mean, if you really want your coffee to taste good,
you need a little cream in it.
You want it to be, like, just a little sweet, you know?
Mm.
The best thing about nut milk, it's usually sweet,
but sometimes you never know what you're gonna get.
Mm.
Ah.
Mm.
You know, I have a feeling that you have a lot of nut milk in this one.
I can't wait to get it all out.
Mm.
Ah.
Mm.
I think this might help with extracting as well.
Mm.
And maybe this will help.
Mm.
What do you think? You think this will help you milk your little bit better?
Yeah?
Mm.
Let's see.
I don't think I'm going to have too much of a hard time milking you at all.
Oh.
Mm.
Oh.
Mm.
Oh.
Yeah.
Oh.
Mm.
Oh.
Fuck yeah.
Yeah.
Mm.
Oh.
Fuck.
Yeah.
Oh.
Mm.
Oh.
Mm.
I didn't know this was gonna be so much fun today.
It's usually so much work when I'm milking cubs.
I mean,
that's Trace.
Oh.
Fuck.
Yeah. Yeah.
Oh.
Mm.
Oh.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah.
Mm.
Oh.
Fuck.
Oh.
Mm.
Oh, yeah, just like that.
Mm.
I want all that nut to drop
right out of your balls.
Oh.
Mm.
Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Oh.
Mm.
Oh.
Fuck.
Yeah.
Oh.
Mm.
Oh.
Mm.
Yeah.
Oh.
Mm.
Mm. Fuck.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh. Mm.
Mm.
Mm. Oh.
Yeah. Yeah.
Oh. Fuck.
Oh.
Mm.
Mm. Yeah, just like that.
Don't fucking stop.
Don't you stop.
Oh.
I want all of your cream in my coffee.
Mm.
Oh.
Mm.
Mm. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
Oh.
Mm.
Can you show me? Can you show me?
Just like that.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Oh. Oh.
Okay.
Oh.
Mm. Mm.
Mm.
Ah.
Mm.
Oh.
Mm.
Yeah.
Just stop.
Don't you fucking stop.
I want all of you.
Not me.
Inside my cup.
Inside my coffee.
Yeah.
Mm.
You know, I think it would be better if I actually climbed on top of the counter.
You think you could handle that?
Yeah.
Mm.
Yeah, this is so much better for milking.
Mm.
Yeah, just like that.
Don't stop.
Mm.
Fuck yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Mm.
Yeah, keep stroking just like that.
Yeah.
Mm.
Mm. You're making my pussy so creamy.
Mm.
Fuck yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Mm.
Mm. There we go.
That's better.
Mm.
Yeah, just keep stroking that pussy just like that.
Mm.
Let this pussy milk you of all your nut.
Mm.
I want all your cream.
Mm.
Oh.
I want all your cream inside my cup.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Fuck you.
Oh my god.
You're gonna make me cum. Don't stop.
Mm.
Fuck yeah. Yes.
Oh.
Fuck.
Oh.
Don't stop.
Mm. Don't you fucking stop.
Don't stop.
Yeah, yeah. Keep stroking my pussy just like that.
Yeah.
Mm. Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm.
Fuck.
Yeah.
Mm.
Fuck yeah.
Yeah.
Maybe just like that. Don't stop.
Don't you fucking stop.
Oh.
Mm.
Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.
Fuck. Yeah. Yeah.
Yes. Uh-huh.
Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh.
Uh.
Yeah. Mm-hmm.
Mm. Mm.
Mm.
Oh.
Mm.
Oh.
Oh. Fuck.
Don't stop. Don't stop.
Don't you fucking stop.
You have one on your neck.
All of your cream is inside this coffee.
Don't you fucking stop.
Don't stop. Don't stop.
Don't stop.
Oh.
No, don't stop. Don't stop.
Don't stop.
Oh.
Fuck. Yes.
Oh.
Yeah.
Oh.
Fuck. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Just like that.
Yeah. Stroke my pussy.
Yeah.
Mm. Mm.
Fuck. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Oh.
Mm. Mm.
Mm. Oh.
Fuck me. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah.
Mm. Mm. Mm.
Oh. Fuck me. I'm gonna cream all over you,
you fucking cog.
Mm. Mm.
Mm.
Mm. Mm.
Yeah. Yeah. It's just like that.
Don't stop. Mm. Please don't stop.
Mm.
Don't you fucking stop.
Yeah. Yeah.
Mm. Mm. Mm.
It feels so good inside my pussy.
Mm. Mm.
Mm.
Mm. Mm.
Mm.
Mm. Oh, fuck.
Mm. Mm.
Mm. Don't stop.
Don't you fucking stop until you're cream inside my fucking coffee.
Yeah. Make my pussy cream all over your fucking dick.
Mm. Mm.
Ooh. Mm.
Mm. Evere.
Mm. Mm.
Mm.
Fucking care.
Mm.
Mm. Oh, fuck.
Mm. Mm.
Mm. Mm. Mm.
Mm. Mm.
Pussy's so fucking wet for you.
Mm. Mm.
Mm. Fuck.
Mm. Mm.
I'm squirting. Fuck, I'm squirting.
Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
Fuck. Oh.
Oh. Fuck.
Oh. Oh.
Oh.
Oh. Oh.
Wow, okay.
Oh. Oh. Oh.
Oh.
Okay. It just turned into a
whole
water park.
Oh.
Oh. Oh my god.
Yeah. Yeah. Don't stop. Keep going.
Keep going.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Fuck.
Oh.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Don't stop.
Don't fucking stop.
Oh my god.
Mmm.
Oh.
Oh my god.
Don't you stop. Don't you fucking
stop. Don't you fucking stop.
Oh my god.
Oh. Oh. Oh.
Oh. Oh.
Oh. Fuck.
Oh.
Oh. Oh
Oh. Oh.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Right there. Right there.
Right fucking there.
Right there. Right there.
Yeah.
Yeah. Please don't stop.
Please keep stroking my tight pussy just like that.
Make me cream all over you.
Make you cream all over me.
Fuck yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Fuck me.
Don't you fucking stop.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Don't you stop fucking.
Don't you fucking stop.
Don't you stop.
Fuck.
Yes.
Yeah. Yeah.
Just like that.
Don't stop.
Fuck.
Mm-hmm.
Fuck. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
GameStroke in my pussy.
Make me cram all over your fucking dick.
Please.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm. Fuck.
Mm-hmm.
I wasn't expecting that.
Mm-hmm.
I guess it was a good day for milking.
Mm-hmm.
I think you're just about ready
for your milking.
But first...
Mm-hmm.
I think a little
pussy in your face
might help with that too.
Mm-hmm.
Oh.
Mm.
Yes, let me stick it right in your face
just like that.
Mm-hmm.
Oh.
You see how creamy my pussy is
for you?
Mm-hmm.
Oh, it's so wet.
Oh.
Oh, man.
Just like that.
Mm.
Oh, that cream
for your coffee.
Oh.
Mm.
Oh.
Mm.
Yeah, like
just like that.
Oh.
Mm.
Oh.
Oh, that's the cute tiny lips.
Mm.
Oh, yes.
Oh, tongue poke my pussy.
Oh.
Mm.
Oh.
Oh, yes.
Oh.
Mm.
Don't stop.
Oh.
Mm.
How do you like the way my pussy tastes?
Does it taste good?
Oh.
Mm.
Oh.
Mm.
Oh.
Fuck yeah.
Oh yeah.
Mm.
Oh.
Fuck.
Oh.
Yeah.
Mm.
Oh yeah.
Just like that.
Oh.
Make my pussy kinda crave for you.
Oh.
Mm.
Oh.
Fuck yeah.
Yes.
Mm.
Oh.
Fuck.
Yeah.
Mm.
I feel really good.
I don't need to return the favor.
Mm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm.
Mm-hm.
Mm, that's a great.
Mm.
Mm-hm.
Mm.
Mm, gonna milk all of your cum.
Shh.
Mm.
Ah!
Mm.
Ah.
Mm.
I think if I get on top of you, that definitely will help you.
I'm going to get all of your nut juice right out of you
from my creamer.
Shh.
No.
Mm.
Oh.
Fuck you.
Oh.
Mm.
Oh, fuck you.
Oh.
Mm.
Oh.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Oh.
Mm.
Oh.
Oh, fuck you.
Yeah.
Oh.
Mm.
Oh.
Oh, my God.
My pussy's looking hot.
Mm.
Oh.
Oink.
Oink, phew.
Ah.
Oink, phew.
Ah.
Mm.
Oh, fuck.
Oh.
Sorry.
Oh.
Yes. Yes.
Oh.
Yes. Yes.
Oh.
Fuck. Yes. Yes.
Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
Oh.