A Shuriken Thing

Wings. You ready to throw some fucking stars? Okay, you get blue and I get red. How about whoever loses has to pay the fucking bill? You better watch out dude. They don't call me bullseye for nothing. I'm gonna go first and you're gonna regret it. Let's go. Your turn now, loser. Alright, show me what you got. Shut up, that was just luck. Just getting lucky man, I'm telling you. Okay, those were just warm ups. And you only won because I said so, but we have a couple more rounds to get to. I'm better anyway. Alright dude, you won the last round, but trust me, I'm gonna win this one. They don't call me a fucking ninja for nothing. See that? One more. Bam. Your turn. Okay, round two. Let's see what you got. Bam. Sigh. Bam. Dude, what the fuck? You're literally cheating. Ugh. Bam. Cheater. You're a fucking cheater. Bam. Sigh. Stop cheating. I'm better than you. Stop. Bam. Just give me a second. I need to focus. This is what real ninjas do. Sigh. Okay, last round. And all the other rounds don't count. Let's put it all on this one. What do you mean, what? I make the rules. Pretty privileged, duh. Okay. Sigh. Bam. Ha. Bam. Woo. Let's go. Bam. Sigh. See, what did I fucking tell you? Bam. Now try to beat that. Round three, the last round. You better hope you do well this round, because I won the last one. I even hit the fucking bullseye. Besides, you don't want to pay for dinner, do you? That's what I thought. How about it? Oh no! You missed! What happened? It's okay. Just try again. That throw too? You must be really distracted. Shit happens, I guess. I guess I'm in your way. I'll come a little closer. You missed that one too? I mean, I'm just so happy to be next to you and spend time with you. Aren't you having fun? I mean, you have one more star, but it doesn't even matter anymore, because I win anyway. I'm the fucking ninja here. Besides, I'm not really that hungry anyway. I don't eat that much. And I might be a really good ninja. And I might be a really good ninja thrower, but I do know that I could definitely sharpen your blade. Better than that. What do you say? We'll get the dinner. Let's have some of this to eat. Aren't they pretty? Let's have some more fun. Let's get this blade sharpened up, shall we? Look at that! Oh Yeah, nice and white Oh my Oh Such a big fucking cock I want to feel it inside me Let's slide these off Oh yeah, put that fat cock inside my pussy Oh yeah, you feel so good Oh yeah, that's the spot Oh Look Mmm. Oh my god, it was so good. Oh Oh Mm-hmm Oh Fuck yes Oh Fuck Oh Yes Oh I'm gonna ride I want to sit on your big fat cock. What do you think? Oh my god, you're so big. Oh yeah, yes, yes, yes. Oh fuck. Oh yeah, uh huh. Oh fuck, you feel so good. Oh yeah, uh huh. Oh yes, yes, yes. Oh fuck yeah. Uh huh. Oh fuck. Oh yeah. Fuck. Uh huh. Yeah, next to the name just like that. Oh yeah. Uh huh. Oh fuck, you're so deep in my pussy. Fuck yeah. Uh huh. Oh that big fat cock is so good inside me. Uh huh. Oh yes yes yes. Fuck yeah. Oh yeah. Oh. Yeah. Oh just like that. Oh God you stretch that pussy so good. Fuck yeah. You like watching me spit on my nipples while I ride? Oh yes. Yes yes yes. Fuck yeah. Oh you're so cute. Yeah. Oh yeah. Yes yes yes yes. Oh yeah. Fuck. Oh my god. This is so good. Yeah. Oh yes, stretch my pussy out. Isn't this so much more fun? Mmhmm. Oh yes. Oh yeah. Oh fuck yeah. Oh yeah. Look me in my eyes while I rub your cock. Yes. Yes, yes, yes. Oh yeah. Yeah, grab my tits. Oh my god, yes. Oh yeah. Rub all that shit in. Oh my god, yes. Oh, you want to watch my ass bounce high, right? Oh my god, yes. Oh my god. Fuck. Oh, fuck yeah. Oh my god. Oh my god, it was so good. Fuck, you're so big. Okay, I just need that. Oh, fuck. Oh my god, you're gonna make me puke. Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck. Oh fuck, I'm gonna cum. Oh my god, I'm cumming. Oh fuck. Oh yeah. Oh my god. Fuck. Fuck, I'm so bad. Oh yeah. Oh fuck, fuck, fuck. Oh yeah. Oh fuck. God, it feels so good. Mmm. Oh fuck yeah. Uh huh. Oh. Oh! Yes. Ooh. Mm-mm-mm. Oh. Oh yeah. Mmm. Oh. Uh huh. Mmm. Fuck, fuck. Ah! Yes. Mmm. Oh yeah. Oh. Uh huh. Mmm. Oh fuck yeah. Yeah, which my last dance flight, right? Yep. Whoa. Mmm. Oh. Mmm. Oh. Yes. Oh. Oh yeah. Oh. Uh huh. Mmm. Oh yeah. Oh. Mmm. Whoa. Mmm. Yeah. Oh. Yes. Mmm. Oh. Yeah. Mmm. Oh. Mmm. Oh. Yes. Oh. Mmm. Oh, yeah. Oh. Oh, fuck. Mmm. Oh. Oh, fuck. Oh, yeah. Mmm. Oh. Oh, my God. Yes, yes, yes. Mmm. Oh, fuck. Oh, my pretty face. Mmm. I think you deserve that. Mmm. Oh, yeah. Mm-hmm. Ah. Mm-hmm. Mmm. Oh. Mmm. Tastes so good. Mmm. Oh. Mmm. Well, wasn't that more fun? Mm-hmm. Oh. Why don't we go again? Axes this time? Mm-hmm. Sounds good to me.